So...what's the worst movie line ever?

[shortstack]

There was a Jesus mini-series a while back in which Christ was portrayed as a laid-back, groovy kind of Savoir.  At one point Mary says, "Your father would be so proud," and Jesus responds, "Which one?"

I wish I were making this up.

That's AWESOME. I gotta make that my signature or something... 

Anyway, I think my nomination for worst quote of all time would have to be from Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice:
"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

I've heard tons of bad lines, but my bf is particularly fond of that one.

[starfighter]

    From Jerry Mcguire, the line destined to become a bad gameshow and Shatner hasn't let us down: "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"

[Bob]

I have to go with "This is where the fish lives" .....

And few people have the command of the English language like David Mamet.    He has more classic lines in "Glengary Glenn Ross' that most screen writers have in their lifetime.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I.. am.. an F  B  I     Agent!!!
or
"You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune? " From 1996's Werewolf.

But as a famous dum-dum, it would have to be from 2 Fast 2 Furious:

Tyrese: "Man, it's a hoasis in here, breh." (Starting to sob quietly)

[WouTar]

I hate to be so darn cliche but I think I'll have to go with "Werewolf" 's :

That is absolutely fascinating.

[Killer Shrew]

I have to agree with someone earlier in this post.  Anything Arnold Schwarzenegger says can never be taken seriously.  I love this line from Jingle All the Way: "Cookies?  You told you you could eat my cookies?"

I also laugh at many of his Kindergarten Cop lines:
"I'm a cop you idiot!"
"It's not a tumor!"
"SHHHHUUUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUPPPPPPP!"

[aneel]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

"Mom, my nuts!" Raul Julia, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

"Moha Ram, time to meet Kali, IN HELL!" Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

"I'm not a pervert!" Ahhnold

Bruce Lee films; anytime Bruce attempts to use 70s slang.
"That's right, baby!  I do not fear death!"

[Sharktopus]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in virtually any film. And good point about Bruce Lee. I'm always suprised that they didn't always dub him over.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i am shocked and appalled that a few people in this thread thought that ten commandments had bad lines.  I have always thought that the dialogue in that movie was the best part.  Just my opinion though i guess. 

[Justin]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

How about as delivered by James Earl Jones in Revenge of the Sith?

[6079SmithW]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

How about as delivered by James Earl Jones in Revenge of the Sith?

DO NOT WANT!

[daltysmilth]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

How about as delivered by James Earl Jones in Revenge of the Sith?

DO NOT WANT!

Hee hee!  How many people are going to get THAT reference?

[Sharktopus]

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as delivered by Jean Claude Van Damme

How about as delivered by James Earl Jones in Revenge of the Sith?

DO NOT WANT!

Hee hee!  How many people are going to get THAT reference?

[melakalikiawa]

Has any one seen the trailer for Blood Diamond yet?

Leonardo DiCaprio, with an astoundingly believable (or perhaps not) Afrikaans accent delivers this little gem.

"In America it's bling-bling, out here it's bling-bang."

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Has any one seen the trailer for Blood Diamond yet?

Leonardo DiCaprio, with an astoundingly believable (or perhaps not) Afrikaans accent delivers this little gem.

"In America it's bling-bling, out here it's bling-bang."

D'oh. I think I just developed an ulcer from that line. :-",