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So? Why DOESN'T Cathy eat breakfast??

Started by Sheik Yerbouti, March 07, 2008, 11:43:24 PM

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Pak-Man

Maybe the teacher had some answer-key that told what the reason was and the class had to try to figure it out as a group activity? Maybe there are clues, carefully strewn about..

Quicksilver

Maybe she's on a hunger strike against the mistreatment of dairy cows. This also causes her to deny herself any other foods for breakfast, but she really like milk, but not at the cost of the poor cows. The dairy council later killed her that day as she was picketing outside her school. One sniper shot to the head ended the situation and hence why there is no video of why she wont eat breakfast. Very sad.
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Rose: I'm sorry?
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GLaDOS

I think she refuses to eat because she wants to know if it's possible for the human stomach to digest itself when the low PH acid of the stomach accumulates to a high enough level.

bettertomorrowamy

On timeout

Lemming Howard

Her mother insists on fixing breakfast with her feet just like the women in Petaluma Chicken.
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Bob

I am more puzzled why Kevin misidentified Canned Chop Suey as Gumbo.

Jason Martian

She doesn't eat breakfast because......        IT'S PEOPLE!!!    :speechless:

GLaDOS

Because she has a unique medical condition in which food magically appears in her stomach via a portal.

Rattrap007

She's a cyborg and doesn't need to eat ever!



GLaDOS

Quote from: Rattrap007 on March 11, 2008, 04:50:44 AM
She's a cyborg and doesn't need to eat ever!
okay, I think my explanation makes WAY better sense.

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gammer

she doesn't eat breakfast because, thats what she likes to do!

gbeenie

She can't afford breakfast, because she spent all her money on really spiffy socks.
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yamshark

She realises where milk actually comes from. I mean where on the cow it actually comes from ewwwwwwww!
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BassBone

Perhaps this short is meant to teach critical thinking and logic and there is no right answer as to why Cathy didn't eat breakfast.