Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? / Petaluma Chicken

[Janitor]

Well it worked out. Thanks for your help. And, I'm pretty sure your one of the guys from Riff Raff am I right? Any word on when the new ones are coming? My Visa card is primed and ready.

[BeautifulMind]

So...
Why the hell doesn't she eat breakfast?!?!

[RoninFox]

So...
Why the hell doesn't she eat breakfast?!?!

My theory:  She was in a rush to get to class and "discuss"

[bettertomorrowamy]

So...
Why the hell doesn't she eat breakfast?!?!

Cuz she's asian.

[Pak-Man]

Hey, mightn't it be a good idea to add a banner for this to the front page. The casual wanderer-by won't know it's there. :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

PAK is right i didnt know until i entered the forum and saw it in the individual thread section.  by the way whats a telological question?  check out your right up the first post this thread torgo.

[Indomitus]

i didnt know until i entered the forum and saw it in the individual thread section.

ditto that.  Needs a banner.  Mike on a box of cereal a la Bruce Jenner...  Kevin in a Chef Boyardee getup next to a HUGE egg...  Bill enjoying a balanced breakfast of a New York style chili dog, an ice cream sundae, strawberries and MILK...

[Courtney]

So...
Why the hell doesn't she eat breakfast?!?!

Because her mustache won't let her.

I'm sorry, that's horrible to say about a child.  But as an Italiano/Portugese combo, my people also have difficulties with upper lip hirsuteness.  Get that shit bleached.

[Cosmic Muse]

Petaluma Chicken certainly does compliment anyone's Metalluna Mixer.

So...
Why the hell doesn't she eat breakfast?!?!

Maybe she's Lactose Intolerant, can't digest anything with Citric Acid and has an bad stomach reaction after eating Eggs but she's too proud to let anyone know of her food allergies.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

I kind of miss Joel's obscure pop-culture references and different style of comedy. Maybe the next Cinematic Titanic won't be such a downer movie and I'll be able to get my fix of both generations.

I am baffled that there could be a belief that RiffTrax does not dish out obscure pop-culture references when the longest running joke in RiffTrax history is a cartoon character from a German childrens show.

Haha, that's true. I guess perhaps in my perspective. I didn't start watching MST3K until just a couple of years ago and, by then, all of the pop culture references were long outdated. I didn't understand about half of them ... but that's part of the reason why I loved them. The difference with RiffTrax is that it is in the here and now and I actually do get the jokes. I guess I'm weird, but there was something fun about not getting the jokes, but slowly piecing them together based on the context of each mention.

[TheUnabeefer]

Maybe it's because I was so very tired, but that whole omlet thing with the giant spoon made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

[Bob]

The drunk chef riffs had me rolling.

[Jason Martian]

I did a banner for it... they'll probably post in next week or something.

Hey, mightn't it be a good idea to add a banner for this to the front page. The casual wanderer-by won't know it's there. :^)

[Fig Neutron]

Perhaps a more fitting question is

"Why is Cathy's (fictitious) sister freaking out over the toast?"

Bitch, just take the other damn piece!!!   

[PlayMSTie]

"No Country for Old Men had more closure than this!"