So? Why DOESN'T Cathy eat breakfast??

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I felt like this subject really needed it's own thread, so I made one.  What the HELL, dairy council?  How can you just leave us hanging like that?  Is it a riddle?  Am I supposed to know the answer based off of the information presented in the short?  Are there hidden clues?  Do I need to watch the thing backwards?  Do people have theories on just WHY this girl is too good to eat breakfast like the rest of us?  Use this class time to discuss, please.

[Pak-Man]

She's anorexic.

[Bob]

She joins her friends every day on the way to school at McDonalds.

Honestly, what was the point?    The "Lets Discuss" ending meant that my tax dollars are going to waste by stopping all education and wondering why some twit does not eat breakfast?    Will the answer of this teach the kids math, will it find cures for disease?   NO.

[Scott M Davis]

commies don't eat breakfast, neither do Skrulls too.

[RVR II]

It's too early obviously..

[Bob]

Another reason she might not eat is the sound of her clock ticking.   It has the EXACT SAME ticking rhythm that the clock at the beginning of Beast of Yucca Flats had.   Even Kevin noticed the odd ticking as he was sort of humming the rhythm too.    Was the director of the short making a tribute to The Beast of Yucca Flats?

Poor kid was probably too terrified to eat.

[skenderberg]

I was more curious about why she was so blase' about a narrator and a camera crew in her house, drilling her about her morning routine like like a surprise video deposition.  Why does she have to tell those pushy Dairy Council people anything? 

[Courtney]

I couldn't eat with a disembodied narrotor following me around with the ability to project his imagined thoughts of child negligence and malnutrition.

[Cosmic Muse]

I think she's Lactose Intolerant. It's her pride that prevents her from telling them so.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm beginning to think that her colorful knit hat has something to do with it.  She could hide a couple of meals under that thing, easily.

[ennyday]

I swear that I keep hearing that Chef say : "Welcome girls, of the farting community, to San Francisco"

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

Cathy's father was killed by a vengeful breakfast and she hasn't been able to look at it since.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

For that matter, why doesn't Jonny care?

[Courtney]

And why don't they look?

[anais.jude]

she is too young to have the breakfast of champions (martinis)