Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? / Petaluma Chicken

[torgosPizza]

Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? / Petaluma Chicken

At long last, the question of the ages is met head on. No facet of the issue is left unexplored. The philosophical, eschatological, teleological, epistemological, and cosmological aspects are all given a thorough exegetical going over. Just one viewing of this ground breaking short will see you fully prepared to engage the weighty issues and answer confidently and with authority when someone asks, Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? To further expand your mind, RiffTrax is proud to offer you the weirdest thing ever - weirder than a million Crispin Glovers starring in a million remakes of The Wicker Man - a short subject called Petaluma Chicken. If you have any interest in omelet making history, you owe it to yourself to see this.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill will be your guides through this hugely important double feature.

http://shop.rifftrax.com/ondemand/why-doesnt-cathy-eat-breakfast-petaluma-chicken

[bettertomorrowamy]

mp3's are coming later right?

[torgosPizza]

Ah, yeah almost forgot. Uno momento por favor.

[hare.29]

Curse you and your stupid breakfast and chicken related shorts. I am so hungry right now.

[torgosPizza]

Annnnd the mp3 is available (and available to everyone who already bought it). I'll add a note to the product ASAP

[David]

It's a double feature, meaning 2 shorts? I guess I'd like an mp3 for each, but anyways...

Would this be the raw for the first short?

http://www.archive.org/details/why_doesnt_cathy_eat_breakfast

Edit: Found raw for second:

http://www.archive.org/details/Petaluma1932

[bettertomorrowamy]

do a google search and it is the fifth one down

[Jonny Jit]

http://www.archive.org/details/Petaluma1932

edit: too late

[Jason Martian]

Mmmm... chicken.

[Artie]

That chicken thing was... disturbing.  And really why doesn't Cathy eat breakfast?  Why?  I must know!

[torgosPizza]

It's a double feature, meaning 2 shorts? I guess I'd like an mp3 for each, but anyways...

Would this be the raw for the first short?

http://www.archive.org/details/why_doesnt_cathy_eat_breakfast

Edit: Found raw for second:

http://www.archive.org/details/Petaluma1932

Yeah because of the way they did it, it's going to be more work to split the mp3s (since they literally riffed on it like it was all one video). Sorry about that. Good night, and good luck!

[Jonny Jit]

easy enough to split into two, no worries

[MrTorso]

It's a double feature, meaning 2 shorts? I guess I'd like an mp3 for each, but anyways...

Would this be the raw for the first short?

http://www.archive.org/details/why_doesnt_cathy_eat_breakfast

Edit: Found raw for second:

http://www.archive.org/details/Petaluma1932

Yeah because of the way they did it, it's going to be more work to split the mp3s (since they literally riffed on it like it was all one video). Sorry about that. Good night, and good luck!

If it is just one mp3 I will make the video all one and then when it is all synced and ready to go I will chop the video in half. Not really that hard to do!

[bettertomorrowamy]

It's a double feature, meaning 2 shorts? I guess I'd like an mp3 for each, but anyways...

Would this be the raw for the first short?

http://www.archive.org/details/why_doesnt_cathy_eat_breakfast

Edit: Found raw for second:

http://www.archive.org/details/Petaluma1932

Yeah because of the way they did it, it's going to be more work to split the mp3s (since they literally riffed on it like it was all one video). Sorry about that. Good night, and good luck!

If it is just one mp3 I will make the video all one and then when it is all synced and ready to go I will chop the video in half. Not really that hard to do!

That's what I did.

[MarkAndrew]

after watching that, I long for the clarity and logic of "The Chicken of Tomorrow".

And seriously, why doesn't Cathy eat breakfast?  What is she too GOOD for breakfast?  Like she's all that!