List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[frozenpeas42]

10. The Invisible - Horrible teen melodrama from the director of Blade 3.

9. Little Man - Or any of the Wayan's "Comedies"

8. Planet of the Apes - Tim Burton's imagination let him down on this one.

7.  The Day After Tomorrow. - Senseless tripe combined with terrible scripting - Winner!

6. Running Scared - Could have been a good movie but it just went crazy at about half way - lots of WFT moments to make fun of.

5. Swept Away - I've not seen this but any Madonna movie would be worth a riff.

4. Four Rooms - Lots of variety - lots of wasted potential to mock.

3. Land of the Dead - admit it - it's rubbish!

2. Alone in the Dark - This movie is funny enough on it's own, imagine what could happen with an additional Rifftrax?!

1. A Sound of Thunder. - Probably the worst "blockbuster" ever made. Completely unfinished, although it would have been terrible anyway - This NEEDS to be riffed!

[Minnesota]

6. Running Scared - Could have been a good movie but it just went crazy at about half way - lots of WFT moments to make fun of.

4. Four Rooms - Lots of variety - lots of wasted potential to mock.

lol, two of my favorite movies actually.

... ah well, the rest of your list seems spot on, welcome to the boards.

[SlickRick]

10.  The Core
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6.  The Core
5.  The Core
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3.  The Core
2.  The Core
1.  The Core

[Fortis]

are there really ten different movies called the core or are you just cheating...or perchance just trying to get a point across...

1. Newsies
2. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
3. Sound of Music
4. The Mummy
5. The Mummy Returns
6. The Scorpion King
7. Any Sean Connery movie
8. Any video game movie
9. Any comic book movie
10. aaaaaand...nope thats all I got.

[JSMafia]

The Substitue- Military Mercenary takes on a bunch of juvenile delinquents and finds out a bunch of other bad guy mercenaries are transporting druggs into their school. It spawned a bunch of worse sequals starring the father from that show everwood.

Power Rangers Movie- This movie killed my interest in the show, the Villain seemed overly gay.

Alien V.S Predater- Since when are the Predators ever "good guys"? I could barely hear anything from the movie it was too damn loud.

The Condemned- Stone Cold Steve Austin, just without the ring. Plus the movies plot is absolutely copied from another film called
"No Escape" with a crossover from another plot from the video game "Manhunt". Someone should be suing the WWE.

The Marine- Ive already seen Commando.

Pet Cemetary 2- They try to be scary but its impossible. Obviously they werent given the budget that the first one had. Probably because Steven King had nothing to do with it.

Escape From L.A- I loved Escape from NewYork. It was a original and had a message and was an all around good scifi action flick. But this horrible sequal was obviously an insult by John Carpenter to his fans. They asked for a Snake Plissken Sequal. He hates sequals, so he gave them this.

WaterWorld- A huge budget. Accademy award winning actors and directors. Theres no excuse why this movie got its ass kicked by Clerks.

The Postman- Another Kevin Costner failure. A former office worker, I presume, cashes in on an unsuspecting town in a post apocolyptic future when he poses as postal worker and brings letters from a  reinstalled capital in the U.S that doesnt exist. Some how some way, this movie has a happy ending where everythings back to normal. Pretty Convenient Kev....

Fantastic Four- I can't believe they managed to get the guy that played in The Shield and Jessica Alba in a movie together. From this horrible combination I found out about 2 people I enjoyed watching previous films and t.v shows of, cannot act whatsoever.

[headlesschocolatebunny]

Clue (in the worst way!!) xs 10!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE that movie!!  Went to see it in the theaters to try and see each of the different endings....ended up getting it on VHS so I could see all three.  I just bought a DVD copy of it too (it was in the junk bin and $5 is a steal!).

I wish I'd seen it in theaters!!! I am a serious collector of the game so it is just the perfect movie for me-not to mention all those kick ass people in it!! They just re-did the cover so I was half debating getting another copy! I am also hearing rumblings of a re-make! I don't like that idea though!

[LBeria]

I wish I'd seen it in theaters!!! I am a serious collector of the game so it is just the perfect movie for me-not to mention all those kick ass people in it!! They just re-did the cover so I was half debating getting another copy! I am also hearing rumblings of a re-make! I don't like that idea though!

When I was in college we did a play that worked kind of like how Clue: The Movie worked -- the audience got to submit guesses as to how they thought it would end and then we did the ending that most fit what they wanted.  It was fun but hard to learn all the parts!

The other night my husband and I started riffing on "The Great Escape" and other WWII-escape movies.  After seeing the Jurassic Park rifftracked, it made it easier to jump on Richard Attenborough's part in GE... (Why yes, Steve, and the fences here will keep out raptors, too!)

[RoninFox]

Fantastic Four- I can't believe they managed to get the guy that played in The Shield and Jessica Alba in a movie together. From this horrible combination I found out about 2 people I enjoyed watching previous films and t.v shows of, cannot act whatsoever.

Well it's your lucky day, ain't it!

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four-rise-silver-surfer

[LBeria]

Fantastic Four- I can't believe they managed to get the guy that played in The Shield and Jessica Alba in a movie together. From this horrible combination I found out about 2 people I enjoyed watching previous films and t.v shows of, cannot act whatsoever.

Well it's your lucky day, ain't it!

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four-rise-silver-surfer

I wondered when someone else would notice that an already-riffed movie was listed!  I thought maybe it was my pain medication making me loopy! 

[RoninFox]

Fantastic Four- I can't believe they managed to get the guy that played in The Shield and Jessica Alba in a movie together. From this horrible combination I found out about 2 people I enjoyed watching previous films and t.v shows of, cannot act whatsoever.

Well it's your lucky day, ain't it!

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/fantastic-four-rise-silver-surfer

I wondered when someone else would notice that an already-riffed movie was listed!  I thought maybe it was my pain medication making me loopy! 

Not the first time I've spotted it here, but at least in this case its someone who just registered a day ago, so probably just hasn't explored the catalog yet.  There have been other times where there was no real excuse.   

[Compound]

6. Running Scared - Could have been a good movie but it just went crazy at about half way - lots of WFT moments to make fun of.

4. Four Rooms - Lots of variety - lots of wasted potential to mock.

lol, two of my favorite movies actually.

... ah well, the rest of your list seems spot on, welcome to the boards.

Which Running Scared? The one with Paul Walker or the one with Crystal and Hines?

[divisible_by_zero]

Yay! Here's my list:

10. Rush Hour 3
Made no sense and consisted entirely of throwbacks to previous Rush Hours.
9. A Walk to Remember
Sweet enough to kill a diabetic...I'd love to see it riffed.
8. Conan the Barbarian
*envisions all the governator/policy jokes*
7. The Howling
This could be Rifftrax's answer to MST3K's 'Werewolf'.
6. White Chicks
This one hurt. It was a Mobius strip of pain. You guys riffing it might ease the pain.
5. The Mummy
Yep, the one with Brendan Fraser. It was mildly entertaining, but there's a lot of riffing potential.
4. Pirates of the Carribean (any one of them, or perhaps all of them)
Same as #5. I didn't really hate these movies that much...they just seem so riffable. 
3. Titanic
C'mon. This one's a no-brainer.
2. Being John Malkovich
A horrible, twisted, mind-messing-upping movie. I think this one made me physically ill.
1. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
This one may be too easy. The movie is hilarious by itself. In fact, the entire Power Rangers franchise is truly awesomely bad, and deserving of a good-natured riffing.

[headlesschocolatebunny]

Mario Brothers the movie-too lame, come on! it needs a dose of the riffers!!
Clue-please-I beg of you,..apease this clue geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stargate-I wanna hear all the riffers make chicken nioses!!!!
She Devil-the movie is so mental it needs help!!
The Mummy-I love this movie but would love to hear it mocked to hell!!
The Producers-again, I LOVE this movie and would love to see the jokes they could come up w/!!!
The sound of Music-classic and has my all time favorite actress in it-it would be too fun to see what they can do to it!!
Titanic-too mushy for me-seriously-it needs something-anything! Plus I wanna see Mike in a dress!!
The Haunting-it is so not scary my gramma laughs her ass of at it, still needs help though!
The rest of the potters-complete what ya started dudes!!!!

[freakazoid]

In no particular order:

1. Big Trouble In Little China
Those who have watched it, know what needs to be done. Just read a description of the movie and see what i mean.

2. Tango & Cash
Two action stars in a buddy cop movie with tons of cliches and bad puns.

3. Enter The Dragon
I know it's a classic, but me and my friends take great pleasure in riffing it ourselves so i know it can be done and even more hilarious if the "pros" did it.

4. Blade
The scene where Blade cuts the main vampire in half then he comes back together with blood makes me think of a Stretch Armstrong joke every time.

5. Clue
It sort of makes fun of itself, but i think Mike and them could pull it off

6. Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
The first one was funny as shit and i need my fix man

7. Caddy Shack 1 or 2
a classic movie that has the potential to be an all time classic riff for years to come.

8. Death Proof
the only way i would watch this terrible movie again was if it was riffed.

9. Fight Club
a plethora of meat loaf jokes a comin.

10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1,2, or 3
the ultimate guest riffer for these movies would be Corey Feldman.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Caddyshack?  Are you nuts?

Do you really think they want to look like total asses by trying to be funnier than Caddyshack?