Great Lines!

[amityisland]

When Sir Richard Attenborough and Sam Neill are in the helicoptor:

"I get to use my accent and you have to supress yours!"

[Junkyard]

My favorite line, and probably the last thing I can say about JP-
"The lawyer's common sense is portrayed as cowardice."

[FBX]

"I didn't know KIA made helicopters"

[MSTJedi]

"Ooh, if this fence wasn't here!"

For some reason the pink shirt argument gets me every time.

[devpd]

After they've survived all the raptor attacks at the end of the film, Sam, Laura and the kids are cornered by another raptor blocking the entrance. Then Mike says "Cool! A dinosaur!"

That killed me.

[Raven]

"I go mostly by skin color"

Ditto this one.  Glad I swallowed my soda before they said that one.

I really liked the Goldblum Impression line too.

The "I used to play bass for.." is one of my favorite running jokes in a long time. 

[SmilinJackRoss]

I really enjoyed it whenever Al yelled.  He just yells so well.  Especially when they're in the helicopter and they hit some turbulence, and Al starts screaming in terror.  Fantastic.

I also really liked Mike's drunk raptor voice, when they were getting fed the cow.  We need Mike to do his drunk voice much more often.

[gammer]

I really enjoyed it whenever Al yelled.  He just yells so well.  Especially when they're in the helicopter and they hit some turbulence, and Al starts screaming in terror.  Fantastic.

I also really liked Mike's drunk raptor voice, when they were getting fed the cow.  We need Mike to do his drunk voice much more often.

Another good example of Al's voice is when he says "Is that kid out there a boy or a girl? We all have questions..."
Or even when he yells: "BOY OR GIRL?!?!?!"

Good stuff 

[GLaDOS]

One thing i will never forget is in the intro where Mike says Weird Al demanded to have Matryoshka dolls put into the trunk of his car then removed again before he agreed to do the rifftrax. That is so Weird Al.

[shaffejd]

I loved the line where nedry is counting down outside the cryo room:

'He does this all the time at the McDonalds'

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

I gotta go with "Is he too white and Nedry?"

[gbeenie]

I loved the line about Jeff Goldblum's "Tom of Finland" pose.

[prophetx]

I liked the line about the raptor being the second greatest thing to ever explode from an egg (or something to that effect).

OK. I know this thread has been dormant for almost 2 years, but  maybe someone is still checking it out and i have a question that has been bugging me:

What does Mike Nelson consider the Best best thing to ever pop out of an animated egg???

Please help me >.<

[Invisible NanoGhost]

I don't know for sure what he was thinking of, but when I listened to this rifftrax I had recently listened to the rifftrax for Eragon (a favorite of mine), so that's the connection I made.  But for all I know he could have been talking about something from a Daffy Duck cartoon.

[Conor]