What have we learned?

[DoctorZ]

That the guys that riffed this movie are all married men.  Hahaha haaha. 

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Stan Lee is Naomi Watts without makeup. I knew there was a reason I've never seen the two of them in the same place at the same time.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Jessica Alba has the line delivery of a porn star. I still can't believe James Cameron made her a star!

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I learned that wispy fabric can keep out hair goats.

Hair goats! What were they smoking to come up with that one?  That's what I'd like to learn... 

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I learned that Silver Surfers can maintain healthy relationships with females despite their smoothness... down there.

It's probably retractable, or some other weird alien anatomy thing.

[RoninFox]

I learned that Silver Surfers can maintain healthy relationships with females despite their smoothness... down there.

It's probably retractable, or some other weird alien anatomy thing.

Bet you thought that big thing was some kind of surfboard, foolish people.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Eyes...what the...  Jessica Alba is wearing a skin tight jumpsuit throughout the entire film and you're looking at her eyes!? What's the matter with you? Sheesh.

Sure, Jessica Alba in a skin-tight jumpsuit is mucho fun to look at, but I'm a complete sucker for brown eyes, and Jessica's are gorgeous, and to cover them with those horrid blue ones that make her look like an alien is just plain wrong. WRONG, I SAY!!!



ICK!

All the blue-eyed women in Hollywood who can act....and would let them dye their hair blond for a part if need be....and they had to cast her?

Hell, just off the top of my head Anna Farris would have done a better job.

[Bob]

I learned that Silver Surfers can maintain healthy relationships with females despite their smoothness... down there.

It's probably retractable, or some other weird alien anatomy thing.

Bet you thought that big thing was some kind of surfboard, foolish people.

I learned that I am worried that these two gentlemen lay awake thinking about the Silver Surfer's package.   

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Come on, when that shiny liquid metal body appeared on screen, can you honestly say your first thought wasn't "I'd hit it"?

[OTC316]

With all this discussion about Jessica Alba's eyes, I can hosestly say I didn't notice. Not because I was distracted by her body, because I couldn't possibly notice it with all the damn product placement that was all over the place. I didn't see a big-screen adaption of one of my favorite comics from when I was a kid, I saw a commercial. I drove to a theater and shelled out good money to watch a commercial.

[RoninFox]

and remember to drink your ovaltine

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

After that scene outside of the motorcycle exibition in the first movie...with all of the company banners....you were surprised about product placement?

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

One thing I liked about fantastic four was the nice little tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment of their own unsubtle product placement with Jonny's "new suit" idea.

[Gaseous Snake]

With all this discussion about Jessica Alba's eyes, I can hosestly say I didn't notice.

I didn't notice it because of her ear splitting screeching.

[Jackster]

I learned that even after a sequel was created, Johnny is still a dickweed.