List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[Shannihilator]

If we'd ever dare blaxploitation, then

YES! that was in my top 10. i second this.

[RoninFox]

I only have 3:

1. Patch Adams
2. Live Free or Die Hard
3. Batman and Robin

But waiting for them to do Batman is like waiting for Chinese Democracy to come out.

Or not

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,6524.0.html

[prestonp]

I wonder if they'd brave the sexual content to do Basic Instinct 2?

[Zandrax]

It seems to be an unwritten rule to keep things more or less in the PG-13 range, and if it's R it's usually for a body count and language, not necessarily sexual content.

Anyways, here are mine in no particular order, not including Batman & Robin since that's apparently on the to-do list.

1. Steel - Shaquille O'Neal movie about the guy who tried to fill Superman's shoes.... without any mention of Superman or Metropolis...
2. Godzilla - The American 1998 film. The King Of The Monsters is foiled by Beuller and Jean Reno.
3. Stargate - Not a bad film per se, but leaves itself open for plenty of gags.
4. Star Wars: Droids - DVD release of the 1985 cartoon edited into a feature length "movie"
5. Any "American Ninja" Movie - Heck, any movie about ninjas. There could be a list of ninja/martial arts movies alone
6. From Justin To Kelly - for obvious reasons
7. My Bloody Valentine - The epitome of the holiday themed slasher flick
8. Catwoman - A movie about Catwoman, only she's not Selina Kyle, and the movie makes no mention of Batman or Gotham City...
9. Ballistic - Never seen or heard of this movie, but it got a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes...
10. Batman Forever - Since it's almost as bad as Batman & Robin...

Honorable Mention goes to Hawk The Slayer



I only excluded it because it's a pretty rare find.

[RoninFox]

Honorable Mention goes to Hawk The Slayer

It is Hawk and not Hawks, right?     And it doesn't change half-way through then back again.

[Zandrax]

I always understood it as "Hawk".

I love the slow motion sword fights that are actually acted in slow motion!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Hmmmm, me thinks someone needs to watch Over The Top again.   

[prestonp]

I add to my list as things occur to me.

1. The Last Dragon
2. Basic Instinct 2
3. Gigili (I'm surprised they haven't done this one already)

[Zardoz!]

I add to my list as things occur to me.

1. The Last Dragon
2. Basic Instinct 2
3. Gigili (I'm surprised they haven't done this one already)

I don't think anyone has ever watched Gigli all the way thru and survived.

Scientific studies have concluded that most people who appear to have watched it all the way thru actually lapsed into occasional, momentaly mini-comas, the result of their brains acting in automatic self defense.

I'm not sure you can riff a movie that's so bad you can't remain conscious all the way thru it. Maybe Mike and the team could work in relays...?

[Zardoz!]

Waterworld. Oh lord such a pompous, pretentious, overblown movie, it was also just mad max at sea instead of on the desert.

[MeatyMcBeef]

Jessica Simpson's new movie, it grossed $384 in it's first day.  That's dollars, not thousands or millions... http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/22/jessica-simpson%e2%80%99s-new-movie-grossed-384-on-friday/

[Zardoz!]

riff 10, eh? this should be simple enough...
10: Black Dahlia
    *the charm of a colonoscopy with the plot continuity of a Rodger Corman flm*
 

Don't pick on Rodger Corman, he makes some great movies.

[k1]

The annual James Bond Christmas marathon on tv made me realize something...

We need more 007 riffing.  And Christopher Walken riffing.

View To A Kill has both. 

But I think the Pierce Brosnan ones would probably be easier to get ahold of, and just as over the top cheesy.

[Kamek]

Mike should do Reptilicus! An amazing Danish monster movie!

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Mike should do Reptilicus! An amazing Danish monster movie!

That's a great idea! I love how the goofy comic relief character just kind of disappears in the second half of the movie with no explanation.