Strangest movie line ever?

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon-

Caroline: I'm exhausted.
Ben: Yeah, me, too.  But you know, I'm really wired.  What do you say I... take you home and eat your *****.

That's a great line of dialogue. Too bad that the movie sounds like such a turd.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!" - Mommie Dearest

[ig400]

A gentlmans weights are taken lightly.

Obi wan: Star Wars

[Compound]

You should not drink and bake.

-Arnie, "Raw Deal"

[the long undertow]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill."  -Blade

[Phantom of Krankor]

Of course, who could forget the classic line:

"This is where the fish lives!"

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Today is dedicated to Uranus!" - Hercules and the Captive Women

[Crazy_88s]

A gentlmans weights are taken lightly.
Obi wan: Star Wars

Ummm, FYI,  the line actually was "The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly."

[CenCalDevil]

"I'm trying to listen to the f*cking song!"

A Hanson brother in Slap Shot.

[Sideswipe]

"This is where the fish lives"

[Crazy_88s]

I think the strangest movie line ever is that load of unintelligible crap that guy said in the movie "hellcats" after being thrown into a pond. "IDINKYSTORADOTTACHUDREN!"

[jewishcarpenter]

"YOU GON' BE DA WORM FACE!" - Squirm

[ig400]

A gentleman's weights are taken lightly.
Obi wan: Star Wars

Ummm, FYI,  the line actually was "The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly."

Oh......... That actually makes a lot more sense

[Chaos]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill."  -Blade

See, I actually thought that was an appropriately goofy thing to say. Certainly better than your average James Bond sex joke punchline.

[GalvaTRION]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill."  -Blade

The director overheard Wesley Snipes say that in a conversation one day, and they added that into the movie. Moral of the story: Wesley snipes is awesome.