Strangest movie line ever?

[Cosmic Muse]

My choice is going to have to go to John Turturro's character in Transformers when he calls Megan Fox "Miss Training Bra." Now I'm no expert on mapping the female anatomy here, but Miss Fox looks like she wears anything but Training Bras.

[Sideswipe]

He was trying to sting her with a snappy insult.  But as John Voight's chacter pointed out later on in the flim.  "He's, you know... A little wierd."

[Cosmic Muse]

He was trying to sting her with a snappy insult.  But as John Voight's chacter pointed out later on in the flim.  "He's, you know... A little wierd."

I've heard snappier things in my bowl of Rice Crispies. 

[Chaos]

He was trying to sting her with a snappy insult.  But as John Voight's chacter pointed out later on in the flim.  "He's, you know... A little wierd."

I've heard snappier things in my bowl of Rice Crispies. 

Oh, snap!

[Bob]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon-

Caroline: I'm exhausted.
Ben: Yeah, me, too.  But you know, I'm really wired.  What do you say I... take you home and eat your *****.

That's a great line of dialogue. Too bad that the movie sounds like such a turd.

I about fell out of my chair when the character said that.

Scary part it..... that line WORKED.

Man, I am SO going to use that this weekend.

[gbeenie]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill."  -Blade

The director overheard Wesley Snipes say that in a conversation one day, and they added that into the movie. Moral of the story: Wesley snipes is awesome.

Yes, he is.



(Swayze and Leguizamo aren't bad, either)

[the long undertow]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill."  -Blade

See, I actually thought that was an appropriately goofy thing to say. Certainly better than your average James Bond sex joke punchline.

I think it's a great line, but it doesn't strike me as fitting to the situation.  Sure, it has relevance in that "you'll never learn" deathblow sort of way, but at the same time, a killing blow line involving iceskating in a vampire movie stands out as incongruous to me.  There's no pun or play on words, just a gloriously strange line.

[Chaos]

Fair enough.

[RoninFox]

"Let's hunt some orc!"

Most anti-climactic, least inspirational line ever.

I think that about sums up every one of Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens' "contributions" to the script.

Instead of "Bilbo, if you say that to me again, I shall become angry. And then you will see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked."
we get: "DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS ROXOR WTF OMGPWND!"

While we're on the subject...

"A diversion"

Well NO SHIT!  The previous lines were a perfect description of a diversion, did we really need blondie to point it out for the idiots in the crowd?

I thought elves were supposed to be wise, if he were so wise he wouldn't have that proud look at having just figured out the simplest plan in history.

[PlayMSTie]

"Tom, this could get worse than the sheep wars."

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is on TCM right now. The line makes sense in context, but out of context it sounds totally bizarre. 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Not a line from a movie, I know but it cracks me up every time

[RoninFox]

...and that immediately led me right here.

Going to be cracking up at both for awhile now.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I think the strangest movie line ever is that load of unintelligible crap that guy said in the movie "hellcats" after being thrown into a pond. "IDINKYSTORADOTTACHUDREN!"

In terms of Hellcats sources, I'd like to add "HINGY HANGY HORMY HIMEY" to the list.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

"I'll **** anything that moves!" -Frank Booth

Really, I think that's a bit lacking in the total strangeness quotient.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

At the end of Harry Potter 4 near the end where Emma Watson just randomly stares up and says "Every thing's going to change now isn't it?" Bleh, sounds like the ending to a soap opera season where all they all go to college...

Bad line, maybe, strangest, not so much.