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Strangest movie line ever?

Started by Zardoz!, November 06, 2007, 12:21:49 AM

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Zardoz!

How about "The gun is good! The penis is evil!"

Anyone want to try topping that?
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Ortega


Chaos

"Let's hunt some orc!"

Most anti-climactic, least inspirational line ever.
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

SaucyRossy

There is a line in the punisher movie (T jane one) where John Travolta's wife says something like "You are a good father to our sons." drops her robe and then says "Take me."

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Chaos

"We are building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."

Strange... but hilarious. :D
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

ig400

Every day of my life I find the wisest and best to fix our attention on the Good and the Beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

Rustem

"I'll **** anything that moves!" -Frank Booth

Puumagirl

"I hate sand.  I wish we were back in San Francisco."!?!  -Space Children

jewishcarpenter

Speed

Bus Driver: "That man sure has a hard-on for this bus."

ig400

Every day of my life I find the wisest and best to fix our attention on the Good and the Beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

BBQ Platypus

"I suffer without my stone!"
- King Galba...er, Galbasaurus?  Galvatronic?  Er...let's just call him "Darth."  From that movie about the electronic ragon.
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

anais.jude

King Glazo Smith Kline


actually, anything said in E-ragon was horrible. "Some friends can't be replace, luckily some friends you don't have to"

Kzinistzerg

"What do YOU think, LIN--DA?"  from a bad ol version of Fahrenheit 451

Phantom of Krankor

At the end of Harry Potter 4 near the end where Emma Watson just randomly stares up and says "Every thing's going to change now isn't it?" Bleh, sounds like the ending to a soap opera season where all they all go to college...
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Dim of the Yard

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon-

Caroline: I'm exhausted.
Ben: Yeah, me, too.  But you know, I'm really wired.  What do you say I... take you home and eat your *****.