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Rumors about Star Trek XI......

Started by SaucyRossy, February 26, 2007, 05:59:09 PM

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Rude

Quote from: ImrahilI just kind of have a problem with the aryan ubermensch playing Jim Kirk.

Well, try to put your inherent racism aside...

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Junkyard

Right, it should be a slightly pudgy aryan ubermensch.

Shatner has a bad case of chronic baby fat. Always has.

bettertomorrowamy

Not on the Twilight Zone he didn't.  He was a buff, manly man.
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jewishcarpenter

I'm gonna have a problem with that dude's fivehead taking up half of the moviescreen.

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bettertomorrowamy

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mrbasehart

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 03:24:43 PM
I don't get it

Five is greater than "fore".

I've seen Blind Dating, which stars Chris Pine.  It wasn't bad, and he was pretty good in it.  I really feel that taking over as Kirk is a big ask for any actor though.

bettertomorrowamy

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bettertomorrowamy

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Tripe

Sure, to you, however a bunch of golfers in your neighborhood instinctively ducked.

RoninFox

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on October 16, 2007, 07:45:09 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on October 15, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
Ick.  Whatever happened to the rumors about the three movie Deep Space Nine/Voyager story arc?  That actually sounded good.

Well it sounds half good, do you have a link to a description?

Unfortunately no, I don't know the origin of that, and it was all second-hand from friends.
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Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 03:24:43 PM
I don't get it

Normal people have a forehead.

People with male-pattern baldness or just a strangely shaped noggin have a "fivehead".

And this guy looks the part of a young Kirk....too young.

But they can have the best casting in the world and (from the sounds of it) this script is still going to suck.