Hey........... I'm new!

[Meat Trademark]

I probably wouldn't start with Troll 2 for the sole reason that it might be my favorite riff so far, and one should always work their way up to the best.  Having said that, I'd try to get Glitter and Crossroads over as quick as possible, because the movies themselves hurt the most.  I still have scars on my eyes. Mariah reminds me of a Lovecraftian creature.

Nah, screw it, jump into the green glowy mess that is Troll 2.  Plus, a fun drinking game is to drink a fifth of tequila every time you see a troll!

Bottoms up!

PS- My short review of the non-Riffed movie Glitter:
It's like someone puking into your mouth for 103 minutes.

[Meat Trademark]

Yeah, I know. 

Sorry.

[Zapp_Rowsdower]

"It's like someone puking into your mouth for 103 minutes."

Sounds like a standard Andrew W.K lyric.

I've decided to simply start from the begining and work my way up.  To the nearest dvd establishment!