The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Cibernético II]

Rasputin: What the hell am I doing in this montage?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Wow! R2D2's Pacman impersonation is really good.

[JonnyFrag]

With Alec Baldwin as Joseph Stalin!

Ever notice that if you put an Earl mustache on Alec, he'd be Stalin?

Now I have to write a WWII spec script just to see that happen.
I can see the meeting now:
"We wrote this part especially for you, Mr. Baldwin!"
"Great, just give him a love scene and make sure he wins in the end..."
"Uh...sure Mr Baldwin..."
'I think I might play him gay..."

[Sharktopus]

Sweet Jebus, you're right! He's like a greasier, pudgier, scarier Stalin.

[Cibernético II]

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[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

The Apple-scented Ray Liotta constantly frustrated his costars during his early Shakespearean theater days.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Come on!! I pulled out your brain with a hook. I wrapped you very tight in all that cloth. I poured all that embalming liquid down your throat.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?? 

[mrbasehart]

"Remember your breathing...Now push!"

[Tarantulas]

"I told you that his home mummification kit was a bad idea!"

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

Raul Julia & Meyrl Streep in 'Mummy Of The Opera'

[WouTar]

"I WANT MORE CHEESY POOFS!"
"YOU ATE THEM ALL YOU SKANKY-MOOSE!"

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

is that gomez getting really really REALLY bizaarly kinky with mortisha or is it just my imagination.

[Sharktopus]

I've got one:


The new kid's a little weird.

[Cibernético II]

In the spirit of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, you shouldn't remind people of good cartoons in the middle of your bad cartoon.

[Joe Don Faker]

"Don't have a cow, mother$@#*$!"