A Face to the Name thread

[Dr.Impossible]

I have decided to upload one of my most embarrasing photos because why not that's why

[mrbasehart]

Ah well.

Either there's an earthquake happening right there, or you're so drunk you need the wall's help in keeping yourself standing.   

[BathTub]

I have decided to upload one of my most embarrasing photos because why not that's why

I really hope that's mud!

[Dr.Impossible]

I have decided to upload one of my most embarrasing photos because why not that's why

I really hope that's mud!

Mostly

[acoletterose]

Ah well.

Either there's an earthquake happening right there, or you're so drunk you need the wall's help in keeping yourself standing.   

I really have no idea what we were doing here... That's college for you.   

[Junkyard]

I think she's gleefully stomping a spider. I've seen women get like that.

[Tripe]

Obviously Claude Rains is freaking her.

[Raven]

Ah well.

Either there's an earthquake happening right there, or you're so drunk you need the wall's help in keeping yourself standing.   

I really have no idea what we were doing here... That's college for you.   

No, I think she was pulling a hercules and keeping the walls from crushing her and the photographer. 

[Steve-O]

Damn it!  How many times do we have to tell you that the first rule of Roll Around Naked in Liquefied Shit Club is, "Do not post pictures of Roll Around Naked in Liquefied Shit Club"?!

[Junkyard]

No, I think she was pulling a hercules and keeping the walls from crushing her and the photographer. 

Or she's pulling a Samson, and, after getting a bad grade from a pissy teacher, she's trying to bring the building down.

[Dr.Impossible]

Damn it!  How many times do we have to tell you that the first rule of Roll Around Naked in Liquefied Shit Club is, "Do not post pictures of Roll Around Naked in Liquefied Shit Club"?!

Yeah but there's no rules about posting pictures of it

[Rude]

I thought she was just doingThe Grudge walk down the hallway...

-Rude

[gbeenie]

Rude's earlier post makes me want some Arby's.

Looks like something that would pop out of a hidden closet in Doom and try to kill you with fireballs...

Indeed.

[gbeenie]

I think "teh' has to be a sizable challenger to it though.

Yeah, but "teh" has now become something people use on purpose, especially in LOLcat pictures and the like.

Werd.

[gbeenie]

For me it's the misuse of "literally."
"And my head literally exploded!"
"NO IT DIDN'T! IF IT DID, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT!!"

I used to work for this huge corporation--I had to interview, on and off, for three months just to get a stupid customer service job--and one of my greatest language pet peeves was fed there.

I used to get emails (and, occasionally, voicemails) from other employees (including one of the company's vice presidents) which would state something along the lines of, "Mr. So-and-So called me about the order you're handling, but I couldn't look at the information because it's password-protected, so I guess it's a mute point."

Um, excuse me?  I couldn't hear the point you were making BECAUSE IT CAN'T SPEAK.

On my last day there (and I understand this makes me a terrible person), I replied to every email containing "mute point" with the following message:

"MOOT!  MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT!  IT'S 'MOOT POINT,' YOU F*CKSTICK!  MOOT!

"Have a great day,
[call_me_nuveena]"

Let it go, sweetie. You'll only make your head hurt. Believe me, I KNOW.