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Started by kyo, July 18, 2007, 06:25:11 PM

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Tripe

Perhaps the Great Goddess Lavātōrium Anatidae should put a wig on and post a pic.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: gbeenie on July 25, 2007, 12:18:53 PM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 05:27:32 AM
Wow you learn something new every day I assumed Duck was a Drake too, sorry honeybunch
Now ,why don't you pop into the kitchen and whip us all

Glad to. >cracks whip<

Atta girl.

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 12:20:02 PM
Perhaps the Great Goddess Lavātōrium Anatidae should put a wig on and post a pic.

*cough*

Tripe

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Quote from: gbeenie on July 25, 2007, 12:18:53 PM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 05:27:32 AM
Wow you learn something new every day I assumed Duck was a Drake too, sorry honeybunch
Now ,why don't you pop into the kitchen and whip us all

Glad to. >cracks whip<

Suddenly I hear Ian Dury.

gbeenie

Quote from: Tyrant on July 25, 2007, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 25, 2007, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 08:13:54 AM
Though "Lavātōrium Anatidae"  would be more like "Washing Duck" it was the best I could do off the top of my head.

Figured you were going for "bathroom duck".



Isn't there something purpose defeating about a clear toilet seat and lid?

Toilet Duck commercial on YouTube.

(I can't figure out that YouTube connection on here)

   I'm totally going to buy that, and then pull a Moen Faucet commercial by going to a contractor, slapping it on his desk, and telling him to build a house around THAT.

Tyrant, last time I was in Florida, I saw a seat like that, but rendered opaque by the sheer amount of seashells in it.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: gbeenie on July 25, 2007, 12:18:53 PM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 25, 2007, 05:27:32 AM
Wow you learn something new every day I assumed Duck was a Drake too, sorry honeybunch
Now ,why don't you pop into the kitchen and whip us all

Glad to. >cracks whip<

Suddenly I hear Ian Dury.

Don't make me hit you with my rhythm stick...
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Tripe

But Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!

BEERxTaco

Quote from: Rude on July 18, 2007, 07:42:22 PM
PS- The two guys carrying a plate of glass is pretty cliche as far as the fruit stand thing goes!

Last time I saw that gag was in What's Up Doc, and they actually carried it off nicely...
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

BEERxTaco

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

hare.29

People who take off their glasses whenever they say something dramatic. I wear glasses, why on earth would I want to be half-blind when I say something dramatic to people? "Oh, I'm sorry, was that an insightful look you just gave me after my dramatic announcement? Because without my glasses, all I can see is a vaguely fleshy-colored blur."

BEERxTaco

lol@ the glasses thing.... see Robert Stack in Airplane!
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

BEERxTaco

I hate the ever-popular "girl knew guy from way back, they once had a thing, but that was long ago, and now they hate each other but are thrown into this crisis together and they come to realize they really do still love each other..."

/hurl
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: hare.29 on July 25, 2007, 01:08:37 PM
People who take off their glasses whenever they say something dramatic. I wear glasses, why on earth would I want to be half-blind when I say something dramatic to people? "Oh, I'm sorry, was that an insightful look you just gave me after my dramatic announcement? Because without my glasses, all I can see is a vaguely fleshy-colored blur."

That is amazing.  Seriously, probably my favorite one so far. *cracks up*

Tyrant

Quote from: gbeenie on July 25, 2007, 12:26:32 PM

Tyrant, last time I was in Florida, I saw a seat like that, but rendered opaque by the sheer amount of seashells in it.

  Oh God, please tell me you took a picture of it. Please please please please......

gbeenie

Quote from: Tyrant on July 25, 2007, 02:29:38 PM
Quote from: gbeenie on July 25, 2007, 12:26:32 PM

Tyrant, last time I was in Florida, I saw a seat like that, but rendered opaque by the sheer amount of seashells in it.

  Oh God, please tell me you took a picture of it. Please please please please......

Even if I did, it would have been eaten in the Great Hard Drive Crash of 2005.  :(
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

Not the exact same one, but the same general idea... 

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien