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Started by Junkyard, June 08, 2007, 05:03:49 AM

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Junkyard

It kept the Sheens/Estevesez fed for a few weeks.

Anemia?

Tripe

It makes you pale and interesting.

Porphyria

Junkyard

The Madness of King George was a good movie based on someone who has retrocatively been diagnosed with it.

The Wayans Brothers.

Tripe

One of them is responsible for bringing us Homey the Clown.

The Olsen Twins


Junkyard

They're not as screwed up as I was expecting they'd be after spending their ENTIRE LIVES on the small screen.

Mussolini

Tripe

Oh now that's a classic; He made the trains run on time!

Earthquakes

Junkyard

If they didn't happen occasionally, they'd happen all at once.

Jim Crow Laws

Tripe

#52
By codifying and enshrining prejudice they brought to a head the simmering racial issues that the country had been dealing with since at least reconstruction and inspired an active civil rights movement by providing something concrete to push against (a concrete legal statute is much easier to fight than something unspecified like the attitude enshrined in said statute).

Parkinson's disease

Junkyard

It has more visible effects, and thus can inspire more solid awarness, than many other diseases.

(Bravo on the Jim Crow thing, by the way.)

Religious Extremists?

Tripe

They allow the rational to say "There but for the grace of god/xenu//empty void..."

Peanut Allergies


(thanks for the bravo on Jim Crow, I try :))

Junkyard

Peanut Allergies encouraged people to come up with other protien alternatives for vegetarians.

Losing an Adult tooth.

Tripe

You have the option (like my grandfather did) of replacing it with a cool looking gold tooth. Then you can pretend to be a pirate Ya!

Asthma

Junkyard

You may be able to talk your way out of gym class.

Tornados?

daltysmilth

How else would Dorothy have gotten to Oz?

Ear infections
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

eclipt1c

Afterwards, you might get nifty tubes in your ears for when you swim.

The plague of Athens in the 430s-420s bce? (A bit specific but there are tons of answers)
'Skip to the End' - Spaced