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Started by Junkyard, June 08, 2007, 05:03:49 AM

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Tripe

#30
June 15, 2007, 12:18:01 PM
Quote from: Nunyerbiz on June 15, 2007, 12:00:08 PM
Damn... beaten to the punch... I'm posting my Jabberjaw line anyways... so :P

Jabberjaw makes you thank the heavens for the nuiance and delicate, snowflake like subtleties of Captain Caveman.




Zowie!

Oddly while looking for that pic Ask suggested Thomas Kinkaid as related search. Eeh?

Quote from: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 11:57:43 AM
UPN, when while it was still around?

Er it prolonged Bakula's carear?

internal Hemorrhoids.

Junkyard

#31
June 15, 2007, 12:19:46 PM
They keep you alert. Of course, that doesn't mean you can focus on anything with them.

Jack the Ripper

daltysmilth

#32
June 15, 2007, 04:53:15 PM
He helped keep conspiracy nuts sated until JFK came along.

Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

Junkyard

#33
June 16, 2007, 06:16:29 AM
He serves as a warning to all but the stupidest of aspiring child stars and all but the heartless of all parents aspiring to make their children stars.

Joseph McCarthy

Tripe

#34
June 17, 2007, 06:44:34 AM
He made Nixon look like he'd never sweated a day in his life.

Anne Coulter

Junkyard

#35
June 17, 2007, 06:49:08 AM
She's... uh,.... well... Hmmm. If you and her were trapped in a blizzard, you could buy some time by cutting her open and climing inside, and not feel all that bad about it?

Rush Limbaugh

Tripe

#36
June 17, 2007, 09:29:31 AM

She's... uh,.... well... Hmmm. If you and her were trapped in a blizzard, you could buy some time by cutting her open and climing inside, and not feel all that bad about it?[/quote]

Damn you must be one teeny tiny little dude.

Quote from: Junkyard on June 17, 2007, 06:49:08 AM
Rush Limbaugh

He did wonders for the name recognition of Oxycontin

Morbid Obesity

Junkyard

#37
June 17, 2007, 10:57:35 AM
You'd last the longest stranded in a life boat on one of the Great Lakes.

STD's

RobtheBarbarian

#38
June 19, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
You get the last laugh when you find out your partner's cheating on you.

Insect infestations

Junkyard

#39
June 19, 2007, 10:49:01 AM
If you're open minded enough, it's like dinner delivered right into your house.

Papercuts

RobtheBarbarian

#40
June 19, 2007, 10:58:35 AM
Uh.. you can lie to people and tell them it's a wound you got while wrestling an anaconda.

Dance Dance Revolution

Junkyard

#41
June 19, 2007, 11:01:47 AM
Say what you will, it gets kids off their asses, even if it doesn't get them into the real world.

Carrot Top

Tripe

#42
June 19, 2007, 12:50:13 PM Last Edit: June 19, 2007, 12:56:21 PM by TripeHoundRedux
He proves that serving He who walks behind the rows can lead to a career in stand up.


OUTLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erectile Disfunction

RobtheBarbarian

#43
June 19, 2007, 12:54:09 PM
You can think the dirtiest thoughts you can imagine about your waitress in a crowded restaurant without your sidekick giving it away.

Week old stale pizza.

Tripe

#44
June 19, 2007, 01:00:56 PM
As we learnt from The Simpsons; it's an economical source of cheese.

Maximum Overdrive
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