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Bad Movies that you enjoy

Started by mrthejazz, April 24, 2007, 07:39:38 PM

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Tripe

Quote from: NOHC on April 27, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
My wife hates it.  Absolutely hates it.  I think she'd rather watch all three "Smokey & The Bandit" movies in a row than watch BTILC....come to think of it, I made her do exactly that, when I finally got all three SATB movies on DVD.  God, I'm a bastard.

Oh god I love the Smoky and the Bandit movies and oooh are they bad. I also like the ...Which Way... movies with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the Orangutan and those are hardly masterpieces of great film making.

Shadow

Quote from: mrthejazz on June 17, 2007, 07:57:18 PM
And Face/Off is just one of those movies that I wish had a cheesy titular line. "Oh no, looks like he's going to take my (looks into camera) Face Off!"
Pay attention to the weird hand thing in that movie. Cage and Travolta periodically put their hands over their daughter's face in the most dramatic ridiculous way possible that I just can't not laugh.



Just fantastic  :D

My list of good bad movies:

Punisher (Dolph Lundgren)
Cobra
Masters of the Universe
The Wizard
Double Dragon
Kickboxer

hare.29

I love Anaconda for Voight's line "Food for a week." delivered in whatever weird accent he was trying for.

Two that come to mind:
Six String Samurai
Bubba Ho-tep

Junkyard

Six String Samurai? Is that the one with the Buddy Holly looking samurai?

hare.29

That's the one. Post-apocolyptic movie with cheesy martial arts, russian surf rock, a spinach monster, Slash as Death, and our hero is Buddy Holly. Plus so much of it makes no sense. Windmill people? The spinach monster is a desk lamp? Still, I love it.
Bad guy: "If I were you, I'd run."
Buddy: "If you were me, you'd be good lookin'."

Junkyard

Cool. I was trying to recall the title to that concept for months.
To Netflix!

Shadow

Add Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and Killer Klowns From Outer Space to my list

mrbasehart


JonnyFrag

Hurray for the Ssssss!  love!
I love bad movies, probably more than good movies. Of course bad and good are mostly relative anyway.
Here's some of mine:
Twister
Armageddon
Used Cars
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (but they intended to make a bad movie with this one....)
Gargoyles (the 70s B monster movie, not that cartoon)
The Land that Time Forgot
The 1976 King Kong
Empire of the Ants
Slither (this hailed as a 'bad movie' but it has the highest average rating of any movie of that year on Rotten Tomatos so go figure)
ALL of the Killer Tomato movies (even the one with Marc Price!)

Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

Shadow

Quote from: JonnyFrag on June 22, 2007, 09:29:40 AM
Slither (this hailed as a 'bad movie' but it has the highest average rating of any movie of that year on Rotten Tomatos so go figure)

I loved Slither.  Remined me of Night of the Creeps.

Bob

Quote from: Shadow on June 22, 2007, 03:11:03 PM
Quote from: JonnyFrag on June 22, 2007, 09:29:40 AM
Slither (this hailed as a 'bad movie' but it has the highest average rating of any movie of that year on Rotten Tomatos so go figure)

I loved Slither.  Remined me of Night of the Creeps.

Me too, Slither was a great throwback horror film.

Shadow

I've also gotta show some love for Night of the Comet.  Chessy 80's at its best.

Waverider01

Hi, I'm new here. Just taking stab at a few bad movies that I enjoy for it's sheer awfulness.

No retreat, No Surrender
Robot Jox
Pootie Tang

I'm debating about Princess Bride. But I don't consider it a bad movie.

RobtheBarbarian

#118
Behold...


It doesn't have an IMDB entry, nor should it. As I watched it at around 2 in the morning one Sunday, I debated with myself wether it was truly as bad as it seemed or wether it was a tongue-in-cheek parody of corny b-movies. Either way, here is a movie with Stephen Baldwin who plays a rentacop who is sucked back in time by a glowing plastic Alien (i.e. Aliens, Alien 3...) egg. He lands in a pig pen (Hahaha!) in Dark Ages Hungary(?) and is immediately accosted by a remarkably bad actress with a randomly shifting accent and a couple of guys dressed in bargain bin RenFest gear who's accents likewise shift randomly between British, American-British, American and American-Eastern European. He helps them fight off harpies, women who's costumes consist entirely of white night gowns, black feathery goth wings, plastic vampire fangs and a lot of mascera. The "flying harpy" effect looks like something straight out of Diablo II. While it definitely doesn't have the awareness to make fun of itself, it isn't as thick and bleak as most other SciFi Channel originals, and I actually recommend it.

Shinigami

I laughed pretty damn hard when I saw the commercial for that.  My first thought was, "does stan lee really want the world to know he has herpes".  Second, has Stephen Baldwin ever made a good film.  Besides Usual Suspects obviously.