A slightly different questions game

[Junkyard]

Because you've already admitted you're only 12 years old! Now leave it be.

Is there any reason not to just read the Cliff Notes for Plato's Republic?

[Hazzah]

Because Plato was a Democrat....so everything is FALSE!

Would you arms wrestle children just for fun?

[Junkyard]

If the courts didn't strickly and specifically forbid it in my case? Yes.

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home, nobody calling on the phone, except the Pope maybe in Rome?

[Hazzah]

He'd call good 'ol Benedict XVI and tell him to put a hit out (MAFIA style) on Joan Osbourne for making that "Meawful" song.

You, uh...mind if I use your bathroom?

[Junkyard]

I, uh... don't have a bathroom. Gonna have to go somewhere else.

How many hands is too many hands?

[Hazzah]

Four.

What makes you cry??

[Junkyard]

Joy Luck Club. That's basically it.

Is there any poison that tastes so good it's worth drinking it?

[Hazzah]

Love...sweet love.

Do these jeans make my calfs look fat?

[Junkyard]

Oh fer- STOP PLAYING DRESS UP WITH THE LIVESTOCK! Friggin weirdo.

Is it just me, or does the riddle of the sphynx make no sense?

[Hazzah]

No, it makes perfect sense, it's the riddle of the sphincter that makes little to no sense.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?

[Junkyard]

Yes.

That being said, can we really go on like this?

[Hazzah]

We'll see.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

[Junkyard]

We'll see.

Is all this sex and violence really nessesary?

[Hazzah]

We'll see.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

[Junkyard]

It's a glitch in the Matrix! Get to the exit, the agents are coming!

Can  a bald woman of any race be sexy?