A slightly different questions game

[Junkyard]

You can't kill something that's already dead. But I think an Ank and a few choice verses from the Book of the Dead could do it.

What makes humor funny?

[Hazzah]

Amusing thoughts and the correct use of words.

Why is the sky blue?

[Junkyard]

The refraction of our atmosphere bends the Sun's light precisley into the blue spectrum. A few minor differences in composition, size, or distance, and we'd be under a green sky.

Where is the nearest Starbucks?

[Hazzah]

Up your ass and to the left.

Why are you wearing lipstick?

[Junkyard]

Cause I was just kissing YO MAMMA.

How many times can I get away with that in this thread?

[Hazzah]

I think that should be it.

What about my MOMMA?

[Junkyard]

A fine and respectable lady.

What is Evil?

[Hazzah]

Ask Dr. F., he went to Evilos!

Why must we sweat so?

[Junkyard]

BECAUSE IT'S 83 DEGREES AND HUMID. GET OFF MY CASE.

Who wants to be the first to die?

[Hazzah]

That guy...no, over there...NO...HIM!

Who participated in the Paris Hilton vigil?

[Junkyard]

People with too much time on their hands, I imagine.

What was with WWI?

[Hazzah]

For every sequel, there must first bew a prequel
--Socrates

Who wants to really see Bill and Ted in yet another adventure?

[Junkyard]

That coulb be... depressing. And yet....

IS there anything cooler than a Pirate Ninja riding a Robot Dinosaur?

[Hazzah]

A robot pirate ninja riding a robot ninja dinosaur!

Will there ever be a "History of the World Part II"??

[Cibernético II]

Yes. Unfortunately it will be written and directed by Albert Brooks.


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