One Good Thing

[Junkyard]

Hmmmm...
As language evolves and swears lose their potency, racial slurs will continue to stay vulgar, and those that don't are quickly replaced. Thus, we'll always have swears in reserve!

The movie
"Catwoman."

[Dim of the Yard]

You can watch it with the muted and it will make as much sense as the movie up at full volume.  And there's Halle Berry in leather, which I'm sure is the reason most people went to see it, anyway.

The IMDb message boards

[Junkyard]

They allow the people on the DC Comics Boards to feel good about themselves.

The Wayans Brothers?

[Dim of the Yard]

They give people who follow the Golden Raspberry Awards something to look forward to.

Migraine headaches

[RobtheBarbarian]

They're mentioned in the Megadeth song "Sweating Bullets".

Caligula

[Junkyard]

Caligula is an endless source of Roman/sodomy jokes.

Middle School Cafeteria Food

[RobtheBarbarian]

One can pass the time trying to figure out what the hell's wrong with it.

Michael Bay

[Tripe]

He serves as a warning to others.

The rise of Cthulhu

[Junkyard]

There's gonna be some great parties with that end of the world. Sinse it would mean Chritianity was mostly invalid if a giant Elder God started eating New York, even Pat Robertson would be making up for lost time, sin wise.

Job Searching

[Tripe]

You get a lot of practice in making sentaces about "your one weakness" that is actually a plus for the business which is good for mental agility.

Slim Jims

[Junkyard]

They're useful for self-flaggelation.

A Minnesota witer.

[daltysmilth]

I assume you meant "winter", in which case I'll say, they've given Mike a subject for countless hilarious jokes over the years.

Jabberjaw

[Tripe]

Hey anything that gives Frank Welker another pay cheque can't be all bad.

Hang Nails

[Junkyard]

Wow... uhh.... there's a chance you'll meet an attractive nurse who's not easily grossed out when you're getting it treated? That's the best I can do.

UPN, when while it was still around?

[Nunyerbiz]

Damn... beaten to the punch... I'm posting my Jabberjaw line anyways... so

Jabberjaw makes you thank the heavens for the nuiance and delicate, snowflake like subtleties of Captain Caveman.