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Golden Corral's new slogans

Started by eegah, May 08, 2018, 02:58:41 AM

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WhyDontTheyLook

#60
January 06, 2021, 04:49:09 PM Last Edit: January 06, 2021, 04:52:19 PM by WhyDontTheyLook
"You could not live with your own failure." - Avengers: Endgame

Also: "A grateful universe, born out of blood."
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#61
March 09, 2021, 11:20:40 AM
"You guys'll never make it out alive anyhow." -- Battle for the Lost Planet
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#62
April 10, 2021, 12:29:10 PM
Sign: "Old Corral - Western Music"
("Golden Corral's old slogan")
- Invasion of the Bee Girls
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#63
June 14, 2021, 05:07:07 AM Last Edit: June 14, 2021, 05:52:07 AM by WhyDontTheyLook
"Please stop here before we all die!"
(phrase most commonly uttered outside a Golden Corral)
-- Flash Gordon 1954 pt. 1
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#64
August 02, 2021, 09:13:26 AM
"I wanna kill you!" - San FranPsycho
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#65
August 06, 2021, 10:28:05 AM
"Everything is so fresh!" (Golden Corral's rejected slogan)
- Plankton
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

Iron Curtain

#66
August 18, 2021, 01:42:08 PM

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Darth Geek

#67
August 18, 2021, 03:37:37 PM
Quote from: Iron Curtain on August 18, 2021, 01:42:08 PM

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I'm pretty sure Golden Corral would have better strippers.

WhyDontTheyLook

#68
September 27, 2021, 02:08:36 PM
*prisoners push Savage's head into prison toilet*
("Golden Corral's new ad campaign!")
-- Savage
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#69
November 22, 2021, 02:02:21 PM
"As long as I get paid, it makes no difference to me whether it's a man or a woman."
(Golden Corral's confusing new slogan)
-- Dangerous Men
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#70
January 19, 2022, 06:00:54 AM
"Then you must have a very big ass." - Fugitive Rage
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#71
March 03, 2022, 02:47:23 PM
"Here's your swill, pig." - The Retrievers
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#72
April 29, 2022, 09:05:43 AM
Decoded message: "My uncle doesn't like the coral."
("Golden Coral's new slogan")
--Old
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#73
August 08, 2022, 12:59:59 PM
"Don't you have any real food?"
--Split Second
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#74
March 13, 2023, 12:58:29 PM
"One breath means death."
- Flash Gordon 1954 pt. 3
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."
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