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Who Will Inherit the Mustache?

Started by Junkyard, June 02, 2007, 07:16:11 PM

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Junkyard

Sooner or later, it will need to be passed on...
It has had many bearers through time, people who could wield it's power...

Above: Jesus, Benjamin Franklin, Gandhi, Joan of Arc, and Dr. Serizawa.

It now rests with Burt Reynolds.

THE MUSTACHE OF POWER!

But he is getting on in age, and even the bearer of the Stache is mortal. Yet there must always be a bearer.

Who shall carry the power and burden of the Mustache when Reynold's time comes?


My vote: Bruce Campbell. His chin is already a source of great power, the mustache would make him a GOD.

pyro

Every man at some point in his life should make a pilgrimage to the Burt Reynolds museum.

Junkyard

Chuck Norris may also be in the running.
Potentially also Dakota Fanning, if there's a nuclear war.

tgeorgic

there is a second mustache of power.  its the one that is shared between sam elliot and tom sellick.  i hear the westerns that they were in had to be rotoscoped so that they could both appear to have it.  oh and bruce would be a great person to pass burt's on to but if they were to make a movie of the watchmen and cast burt as the comedian, he would have to use the mustache for that.

BathTub

I guess that is why Tom is occasionally seen without it.

A guy I know does a weekly Movie Poster round up, and one week it was about The Mustache, er Burt Reynolds.

eclipt1c

So Burt has only ever done 2 movies without a mustache, or just two posters?  I nominate Lindsay Lohan, she's probably already halfway there with her peachfuzz.
'Skip to the End' - Spaced

Pak-Man

Rugged, Self-Assured, adult... These are the words that describe a man who has a mustache. :^)



msmpls

there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.

RobtheBarbarian

Someone else deserves a mention, if not for attitude then for sheer volume and style.

Chaos

Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 11:52:51 AM
Someone else deserves a mention, if not for attitude then for sheer volume and style.


Damn, did a walrus escape from the zoo again?

Seriously, I can't listen to Jamie anymore without seeing an image in my head of Adam doing an impression of him with his fingers splayed out in front of his mouth.
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

RobtheBarbarian

And the dead-on voice. "Uh, yeah, I'm thinking we're gonna take some low-alloy aluminum and fabricate a new shell for the rig..."

Hebs

Did you know that in Germany there is an annual Moustache Competition? 

Check it:  http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
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Junkyard

#12
People, the Mustache of Power is not worn on the skin... IT IS WORN IN THE SOUL. The physical 'stache is simply a reflection of the inner 'stache.

Cibernético II

Quote from: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:44:11 AM
Chuck Norris may also be in the running.


no way, Chuck Norris' ultimate karate beard eats Reynold's mustache for breakfast
I really do like pie.

Sideswipe


I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.