Who Will Inherit the Mustache?

[Tripe]

Lanny McDonald of the NHL

Dr Dieter Zetsche late of DCX



And what exactly does Ken do by request?

[Nunyerbiz]

And what exactly does Ken do by request?

Shows you his little pants?

Avoids getting killed by forklifts?

Puts on a fabulous blond wig and commits genocide?

Slaps annoying forum members in the mouth for dropping a bunch of Fugitive Alien references?

[RobtheBarbarian]

Dr Dieter Zetsche late of DCX

My father looks a lot like him, from the mustache to the glasses to the hair, and he used to work at Chrysler. Apparently when he first showed up at a factory one day someone mistook him for Dr. Z. Of course I think he should have ran with it and started telling everyone that the machinery will now be lubricated with white tiger blood.

[Bob]

Lanny McDonald of the NHL

Dr Dieter Zetsche late of DCX



And what exactly does Ken do by request?

Another look alike, Michael Jeter

[BathTub]

They all just want to be Michael Ammar



Nice, nice guy.

[Sharktopus]

Meanwhile, Chris "Not Sampo" Cornell and Bob Dylan battle over who can grow the creepiest mustache:

[Junkyard]

Stache's are a subtle thing. They can be done right

or they can be done wrong

[aneel]

I don't know.  It's hard to compete with the Burt Reynolds mustache; I bet his 'stache gets billed separately in every movie.

[Cibernético II]

I admit it. I too, grow a molesterstache. Which is why I keep my upper lip clean shaved.

This past week saw the loss of one of baseball's great staches.



Heaven needed a closer.
Or maybe a stache.