1205 - TBE - Spoiler Thread

[Darth Geek]

Piranhas get a bad rap. Yes, they will attack people sometimes, but you're more likely to be killed by a shark than a piranha. And you're more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

And just like that, the Asylum puts another movie into production...  VENDCANO

That's just silly. It's VENDSHARK! The vending machine that shoots sharks at unsuspecting customers.

[Johnny Unusual]

Stop recommending better movies than Asylum can produce.  I'm all aboard for a vending-monster subgenre.

[linszoid]

Stop recommending better movies than Asylum can produce.  I'm all aboard for a vending-monster subgenre.

In all honesty though that sounds more like a Nintendo franchise.

[Johnny Unusual]

Also down for that.

[Iron Curtain]

As am I.

[dbsommer]

If I follow it, the smug bearded thief hid the jewels underwater until the heat was off so it could be picked up at a safe point in time. Then, to avoid double-crosses, and without telling his cohorts, he filled the lake with Piranhas, with some sort of secret way of neutralizing them when the time came. A couple of them went for it, got eaten by the titular fish, and caused a lot of trust issues in the ranks. Where I lose track of things is why they ended up having to get the jewels early, or how the fashion shoot got wrapped up in it. Ultimately, they try to get the jewels, and everyone gets stranded on the sinking boat in a lake full of fish that kill, and then some double-crosses happen.

I actually kind of dug the plot. It's different and kind of reminded me of the Lupin III anime, which I adore.

It was pretty coherent and well acted compared to everything else offered. And it's so nice to appreciate the lack of silicone in any of the actresses. Just normal attractiveness missing in many modern day productions. I enjoyed the song during the underwater scene. Actually I thought the pacing and jokes themselves were a step above the previous movies.

Love the reference to Black and the Zuni doll thing. NIce to see someone still remembers that one.

[dbsommer]

Stop recommending better movies than Asylum can produce.  I'm all aboard for a vending-monster subgenre.

I thought their knock off of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer was a good effort. Millard Fillmore, Zombie Hygienist had a nice ring to it and had an oft overlooked historical figure to boot.

[losingmydignity]

Almost as funny as the Day Time Ended but not quite.

The went easy on Hemingway, given her tragic life story and not even a mention of grandfather Papa?

The ep was nearly a musical. Gypsy's number is one of the highlights of the season. Really funny and well-timed.