Dear Cinematic Titanic

[Thrifty]

I haven't been to Five Guys in a while.  I should stop by.  They really do make some good stuff.  What's up with those fries though?  You order a small and you get like 2 pounds of fries with more salt than the Pacific Ocean.

[Steve-O]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

[ManUnderMask]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

I saw this on the news and my first thought was the SNL sketch with Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton going to the McDonalds.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

[RVR II]

Or.. 'Demo-crap'

[Steve-O]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

So it's cuz he is half black?

[Steve-O]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

So it's cuz he is half black?

Yes, that's right.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

So it's cuz he is half black?

Yes, that's right.

That's racist against half white people.

[Steve-O]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

So it's cuz he is half black?

Yes, that's right.

That's racist against half white people.

Only the ones who regularly crap their pants in hamburger restaurants.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Obama likes Five Guys too:

He likes them so much, he apparently crapped his pants in one.

I get it.  Cuz he's a Democrat.   

Democrat... Republican... That's the universal pants-crapping face he's sporting.

So it's cuz he is half black?

Yes, that's right.

That's racist against half white people.

Only the ones who regularly crap their pants in hamburger restaurants.

You've come full circle.  You win.

[Darth Geek]

He's fighting back tears because he couldn't find a KFC.

*Shields head*

[ManUnderMask]

Is anyone else just amazed at the topics this board veers onto at a moment's notice?

[Bob]

That's the same grim face I make whenever someone suggests Taco Bell for lunch.

[RVR II]

That's the same grim face I make whenever someone suggests Taco Bell for lunch.

That's the same grin I have on my way to the bathroom again from eating that greesy churro for breakfast