Favorite lines?

[Raven]

Ok list your favorite lines from the riff.

If Josh or Courtney poke their heads in here let us know if any of your riffs come up. 

[Imper1um]

"Hey the Cirque De Soli is in town!
Except its the Cirque De Sol DIE!"

"Jeez, All this fuss over a Tetnus Booster."

"So Scully and Mulder are chasing an Alien Menace with a tip from Dennis the Menace"

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"Alex Mac is pissed."

All the riffs on the cigarette smoking man, as easy as they were, were good.

[Courtney]

"I never believed in trains... till now..."

The whole thing is flipping hysterical (and my whole script was used save for maybe one line (it was a total "hello forum" line, that might be why) so yay then) but that line made me fall off the couch. 

One of mine has been listed here in this thread, but I'm gonna wait and see if any other ones make the cut.

EDIT: I had a spoiler, in a spoiler tag and everything, but I opted to remove it till more people have watched.

[PlayMSTie]

Oh darn, I shouldn't have looked at your spoiler! It would have been a nice surprise. Silly me.

[JoshWay]

I'm just watching it now. I'll be back with reactions... (because you totally care!)

[JoshWay]

Favorite lines/things from what I've seen so far:

-Leonard Cohen caveman
-In North Texas, crap step in YOU!
-What about my MYEN?!
-Yup. Building, helicopters, mustache... It's all comin' together for me
-Tracy and Hepburn's seltzer delivery guy...
-The Opaque Beverages Movement
-Why is that nun yelling at us?
-Felony mumbling
-Mumbles and Sister Pete...
-Scully without makeup
-from the belly of the helio-beast
-Scully's ringtone



As for my own stuff, I won't indulge too much. A couple of my lines have been mentioned already. My personal faves that made it in are my cornfields line:

"When your movie needs suspense but you only have five minutes to write it" (delivered deliciously by MJ)
...and kids just love bee humor:

"Run! Try not to get pollinated!"
"Excuse me, ma'am, I'm having trouble locating your stamen..."

[Darth Geek]

I really liked this one. Good to see Mary Jo back.

Now I'm hoping that Trace will be a guest with Bill. A CROW OFF!

I was hoping for references to Brain Guy (did I miss any?), and would have loved a reprise of Loving Lovers Love.

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Kevin's guest appearance was kind of weird. The joke was pretty obvious and the set up was greatly drawn out and worked up, but Kevin's delivery was pretty sub-par. Oh well, good to hear Murphy on the track.

[Kenotic]

Fridley Junior High!!

I live close by and walk and drive it often! (and, yes, it's another suburban Minneapolis joke)

I've never been inside, so I'll have to take their word on the insides of said building. It's right next to a lake, just to enhance the Minnesotaness.

[Pak-Man]

Hurry or the good pee-spots will all be taken!

[Junkyard]

.... Angelina Jolie...

[JoshWay]

.... Angelina Jolie...

[Tyrant]

"Do you see this crap?"

Riff: "It's fresh!"

"There were cavemen fighting with aliens only 20 minutes ago!"


The one about Scully without her makeup also did me in, as did the bits regarding the opening credits. Good job, guys! Seriously! Enjoyed every minute of it.  Big kudos to the writers!

[Courtney]

-Leonard Cohen caveman
-Yup. Building, helicopters, mustache... It's all comin' together for me

You know, of mine that have shown up so far (and you named a couple others), dammit, I'm owning up to these two because they made me giggle when I wrote 'em.