So...what's the worst movie line ever?

[gbeenie]

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Alright, i'm sorry i can't find the exact quote but it's from George A Romero's Land Of The Dead...

At some point John Leguizamo declares that he's going to "bust a jihad" on Dennis Hopper's character. I already thought that this was a stupid movie while i was watching it, but that line caught me so off guard that i instantly thought of an almost identical line from Team America and laughed out loud in the theater~

If you've seen Team America you probably know what i'm talking about... if not, where have you been?!

When it comes to political allegory, Romero's reach CLEARLY exceeds his grasp.

[gbeenie]

"Vaya con dios... slayer." -- from John Carpenter's Vampires. Terrible ending to a thoroughly incomprehensible movie.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

ive never understood why "ill be bach"  (spelt that way on purpose) was such a BIG line in arnys career.  It always sounded dumb to me.  kinda like the big scary robot killing machine is just going to the store or something. 

[Swish]

Here's a few videogame-to-film possibilities - those scripts are always ripe for picking (on):

House of the Dead:
"We finally got to the boat but it wasn't there."

"You created it all so that... you could be immortal! Why?"
"... ... ... To live forever!"


SIlent Hill:
"Look, I'm buuuuuurning."


And of course I always loved the classic Street Fighter: The Movie line delivered by none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme:
"I'm gonna kick that Bison's ass so hard, that every Bison wannabe is gonna feel it."

Just let that one sink in.

[timechaser]

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[mrbasehart]

ive never understood why "ill be bach"  (spelt that way on purpose) was such a BIG line in arnys career.  It always sounded dumb to me.  kinda like the big scary robot killing machine is just going to the store or something. 

Well, I believe the first time he used it was in Terminator and a few seconds later he drove through the front of a police station and proceeded to massacre everyone inside. 

[Leopold_Stotch]

I think the worst line ever is this:
"I'm going to make you as happy as a baby psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango!"

[Invader_quirk]

I haven't read the whole thread, so somebody might have already used this one.

"Increase your rate of climb." from The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

GAH!!! WHY?! Was "Must go faster" really such a huge hit that it needing this intensly lame encore of sorts? And if it was, wouldn't "Must climb faster" suffice. Jeez...

Oh, and how about "Let's make a witty phrase" or "My, there are a lot of butterflies around this building. Strange behavior for 'em. They're not usually so trusting." both from Lady in the Water.

[Cornjob]

What was, for me, possibly the most jaw-dropping "WTF?" moment in bad cinema history was from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.  After barely surviving a  shark attack and deciding to go out in the morning and hunt the big fishy:

Cataline: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your *****?

Rewind, play clip, bust a gut, repeat.

I might add that SA3:M was one of the finest films I've ever seen, in the deep hurting sense.

[Raven]

In my opinion anything that was said by any character in the movie Showgirls.   Just put it in, hit fast forward and press play anytime.  Try it, I dare ya.

[Raven]

In my opinion anything that was said by any character in the movie Showgirls.   Just put it in, hit fast forward and press play anytime.  Try it, I dare ya.

I did find the confrontation about whether or not the girl could get a nipple erection insanely funny--but I suspect Verhoeven meant it to be. At least, I hope he did. 

Nah, the guy who came up with the 6000SUX has to be aware enough to have done that ironically.

I'm not to sure it was supposed to be funny.  He's the only one who still thinks he made a great film with this piece of garbage. 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

well he did manage to get that chick from save by the bell naked and on film,  thats a pretty big achievement lol

[Steve-O]

well he did manage to get that chick from save by the bell naked and on film,  thats a pretty big achievement lol

True.  If anybody had told me when "Saved by the Bell" ended that I'd see Jessie get screwed on film 11 years before Screech, I'd have said they were crazy.

[Raven]

well he did manage to get that chick from save by the bell naked and on film,  thats a pretty big achievement lol

True.  If anybody had told me when "Saved by the Bell" ended that I'd see Jessie get screwed on film 11 years before Screech, I'd have said they were crazy.

I'm not sure what we were actually watching there.  It looked more like epilepsy to me. 

[Sharktopus]

well he did manage to get that chick from save by the bell naked and on film,  thats a pretty big achievement lol

Yeah, I'm sure she took a lot of convincing:
Joe Esterhauz: Hey Liz, I'll pay you to get naked in my movie.
Elizabeth Berkley: Okay.

True.  If anybody had told me when "Saved by the Bell" ended that I'd see Jessie get screwed on film 11 years before Screech, I'd have said they were crazy.

I hope you're referring to the "Screech Sex Tape" and not a feaure film I might mistakenly watch, right?