So...what's the worst movie line ever?

[Steve-O]

I hope you're referring to the "Screech Sex Tape" and not a feaure film I might mistakenly watch, right?

Let's just say that you should avoid renting Cock Push-Ups 10.

[Sharktopus]

I hope you're referring to the "Screech Sex Tape" and not a feaure film I might mistakenly watch, right?

Let's just say that you should avoid renting Cock Push-Ups 10.

*Sharktopus consults his NetFlix queue* Shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

thats the sort of thing you dont even want to try and verify for validity. 

[Natureboy]

Here is a little gem of an exchange of dialogue from The Howling : New Moon Rising

Jim: [You're] from Australia?
Ted: I flew most of the way!
Brock: Your arms tired?
Ted: Only when I flap them!
Jim: That could give ya "arm-ritis"!
Ted: That's alright, I just had a bout of "hip-ititis"!
Jim: Yeah? A little bit further down your leg, you'll probably get "knee-monia"!
Brock: Hell, I'd be more worried about "smallcox"!
Ted: Well, I'm pretty lucky there! I've already had "dicktheria"!

[dribbleglass]

I haven't read every entry in the thread, so this may be redundant, but when Vin Diesel croaks out the line "...I live my life a quarter mile at a time..." in 'The Fast and Furious',  film dialogue hit a record low...

[Cibernético II]

here it is

[ebeth]

" I suffer for my stone."-John Malkovich, Aragon.

Not only was the movie a suckfest.  I was told by my boyfriend that the story was written by a fifteen year old.  The Hell?  I mean, I kept turning to said boyfriend throughout the flick and asking him why George Lucas hasn't sued the makers of the flick for copywrite infringement and I find out a 15 year old boy wrote the damn thing?  What's next? Paris Hilton releasing an album?  Hahahaha! yeah right like that would ever happen...oh wait....Crap.

[6079SmithW]

here it is

Ahahahahahaha

Rejected alternatives:

I'll take you to the bank... and deposit my fist!
I'll take you to the bank... one not insured by the FDIC!
I'll take you to the bank... the blood bank... and open a joint checking account naming you as my partner, then empty that account... of your blood!

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

" I suffer for my stone."-John Malkovich, Aragon.

Not only was the movie a suckfest.  I was told by my boyfriend that the story was written by a fifteen year old.  The Hell?  I mean, I kept turning to said boyfriend throughout the flick and asking him why George Lucas hasn't sued the makers of the flick for copywrite infringement and I find out a 15 year old boy wrote the damn thing?  What's next? Paris Hilton releasing an album?  Hahahaha! yeah right like that would ever happen...oh wait....Crap.

What is next is Paris Hilton starring in Crossroads 2.

[Biboo]

I haven't seen any really horrid movies lately, but as for the worst ever, I'd say multiple films I'd seen on Sci-Fi channel are the worst I've ever seen.  I swear, they should never have cancelled MST3K if they wanted to try to continue to air the sort of crap they do.  Most of the bad films are their original movies, but they also air some other peoples' films that really suck hard.  A short VERY INCOMPLETE list:

--Dagon: I think this one's from Italy or Spain.  So essentially, think Manos meets Devilfish, add in a really bad acid trip, and you get close to the pain that is this film.

--Rottweiler: This one is almost definitely from Spain.  Basically, this dude is on the run from some mobster, who sics a cyborg dog on him!  At least that's my best guess at what the plot is.

--Target Earth.  There are several movies with this title, so the one I saw may be a remake of an older film.  The 1990s TE isn't overall as terrible a movie as the above two, but it is easily the most low budget film I have ever seen unriffed on TV.  You maybe see half of a UFO parked in a hangar, the aliens are just gay nerdy people (not even wearing jumpsuits) who listen to Mozart, and there's this annoying girl with a sixth sense. 

In all honesty, I think horror films have gotten worse over the years.  No suspense; it's mainly over-the-top violence and special effects.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Got any lines from those movies?

Anyway, there was a TV line recently that just hurt so very bad that my Uncle and I ended up making a game out of it. It was an episode of Prison Break, and the line went something along the lines of: "There are three things I hate Alex: Traffic, Hockey, and having to repeat myself over and over to you."



So the game is you just come up with three random things to hate.

I hate Monarch penguins, the third flashing light on my cable modem, and guitar strings.

[Biboo]

Oh, crap.  I posted this in the wrong thread.  I guess I didn't see the word "line."

Well, as for my answer, I'd say that the worst line ever is still Puma Man's girlfriend's horrific quote: "So, dinosaurs became extinct because they forgot how to love each other.  Isn't that right?"

Damn, I wince every time I hear that.

[msmpls]

Someone may very well already posted this but it's my #1:
Oliver Barrett IV: "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
it just doesn't make any sense!

[Pak-Man]

Love means apologizing on a regular basis. :^)

[J-Proof]

Conversely, here's some fantastic quotes: