So...what's the worst movie line ever?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

"you must be a witch"
"why?"
"Because you've bewitched me"
-Sleep Hollow

OHH I love Tim Burton but I damn near slit my wrist after I heard that.

That sounds like one of my pickup lines. It only seems to work on wiccans, though.    

[Pak-Man]

I would imagine on most women, you wouldn't get very far past, "You must be a witch!" before getting a swift slap to the face. :^)

[kodiakthejuggler]

I would imagine on most women, you wouldn't get very far past, "You must be a witch!" before getting a swift slap to the face. :^)

I myself would imagine that most women would want to know why you think they must be a witch. Then, they'd slap you for using such a pathetic line!

[J-Proof]

"I'm the King of the Wrold!"

..... I am...seriously

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

All hail King J-Proof of Modland. (Watch out for the inevitable coup)

[AmandaGal]

I would imagine on most women, you wouldn't get very far past, "You must be a witch!" before getting a swift slap to the face. :^)

I myself would imagine that most women would want to know why you think they must be a witch. Then, they'd slap you for using such a pathetic line!

I once had a guy tap me on the shoulder as I was walking to the parking lot and ask me if I was from "around here."  I replied, "yeah...why?" and he said, "Because you look like you're from another planet."  Do lines like that actually sound good in your heads because at first I couldn't figure out if it was an insult or a compliment. 

Maybe he was a scientologist.

[Dr.Impossible]

I would imagine on most women, you wouldn't get very far past, "You must be a witch!" before getting a swift slap to the face. :^)

I myself would imagine that most women would want to know why you think they must be a witch. Then, they'd slap you for using such a pathetic line!

I once had a guy tap me on the shoulder as I was walking to the parking lot and ask me if I was from "around here."  I replied, "yeah...why?" and he said, "Because you look like you're from another planet."  Do lines like that actually sound good in your heads because at first I couldn't figure out if it was an insult or a compliment. 

Maybe he was a scientologist.

Maybe he was a star trek fan. Those alien babes are always inexplicably hot.

[Sharktopus]

"I'm the King of the Wrold!"

..... I am...seriously

Isn't the Wrold part of Discworld or something?

[Famous Mortimer]

Final Destination 3:

"Fuck you, Ben Franklin!"

[Sharktopus]

Final Destination 3:

"Fuck you, Ben Franklin!"

What!? That belongs in the best movie lines thread. Now I have to go rent that movie. Will it matter that I haven't seen the first two? 

[Dr.Impossible]

Isn't Final destination the one with the "choose your own adventure" type features? Doesn't the DVD let you decide who lives and who dies?

[BBQ Platypus]

Isn't Final destination the one with the "choose your own adventure" type features? Doesn't the DVD let you decide who lives and who dies?

Does it?  If it does, damn!  I should've gotten it for Christmas!  I want to decide who lives and who dies!!!!!!!!!!

[Minnesota]

Naw, the first two were better than the third one. Final Destination 2 is one of my favorite movies, on my top 50 all time. Final Destination 3 is certainly passable however.

As for the choose you own adventure it isn't that great of a feature. I HATE when dvds make you rewatch the movie to access bonus features, just give me the dam deleted scenes already!

[davo]

Isn't Final destination the one with the "choose your own adventure" type features? Doesn't the DVD let you decide who lives and who dies?

Does it?  If it does, damn!  I should've gotten it for Christmas!  I[/i] want to decide who lives and who dies!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the God! I'm the God!!  Muahahahah!   

[AvestheFox]

Has this quote been mentioned yet?

"This is where the fish lives!" - from the MST'ed movie ' The Touch of Satan '