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Believe it or not they're making a "Greatest American Hero" movie

Started by anais.jude, February 04, 2008, 09:07:40 AM

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anais.jude

QuoteThey've been trying to get a "Greatest American Hero" up for, well, longer than Alan Tudyk's been talking up a "Serenity" sequel. Today, we got confirmed that the film version of the classic 80s TV series is finally on track for a July start.

A casting call is being e-blasted around Tinseltown's top agents at the moment, alerting interested parties that the film's director, Stephen Herek ("Dead Like Me", "The Mighty Ducks") is in need of a Ralph Hinkley (played in the series by William Katt) and Bill Maxwell (played in the series by Robert Culp).

Penned by Chris Matheson and Ryan Rowe, "Hero" is based on the classic TV show about Ralph Hinkley, a high school teacher. He is a good, decent, likeable guy who is selected by aliens to defend the Earth against Harvey Lundy, a remarkably dislikeable high school teacher who is the representative of a group of intergalactic strip-miners. But he doesn't have to fight Lundy alone - he's got a superhero suit that gives him super powers.

The casting breakdown for Hinkley says he's "29-39, an all-around good guy, with boyish handsome good looks, smart, decent, honorable and resilient, Ralph is a high school history teacher in Tempe, Arizona, a bachelor who hasn't yet found the right girl. Selected by a bunch of aliens as the perfect hero to champion the rights of humankind against an evil nemesis, Ralph gets a superhero suit and a rather gruff squire in the form of FBI agent Bill Maxwell - neither of which yield easily to his control. Stuck inside the suit while awaiting for a duel-to-the-death challenge from his sinister opponent, Harve Lundy, Ralph proves to be honest, upright, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent as he prepares himself to do or die, without losing his Eagle Scout-ish honor or his suit in the process. Oh, and he gets a girlfriend along the way."

Producers want "names" for the roles of Hinkley and Maxwell.

The film will shoot in Arizona.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

RVR II

Umm is Right..
What the Hell are these movie producers 'smokin' anyway to make them think we would want to see this?!

I remember watching this show way back in the day and remembering just how bad it was then..

Bob

"Believe it or not, this movie's still on, it should have ended an hour ago......"

anais.jude

they already made it into a move, but they called it "Pumaman" for some reason

gammer

I don't know if I'm clairvoyant or not, but I had a day dream this past weekend that they were going to make a movie about GAH (the acronym is pronounced 'GAY', btw).

Zardoz!

Hooookay, who wants to host the mass suicide party?

I'll bring the koolaid.
Everyone who believes in justice, racial equality and free speech should support Duane "the Dog" Chapman and boycott anyone who takes action against him.

NinjaComic

But the world needs more super heroes with boyish handsome good looks, like Wonder Woman.

anais.jude


Tyrant

Your post made me spray  my moniter with milk, and I wasn't even drinking any!!!

anais.jude

Quote from: Tyrant on February 04, 2008, 04:09:34 PM
Your post made me spray  my moniter with milk, and I wasn't even drinking any!!!

wow, that could be taking as something really disgusting, tyrant

Pak-Man


RVR II


Cthulhu Bob

Quote from: NinjaComic on February 04, 2008, 02:37:48 PM
But the world needs more super heroes with boyish handsome good looks, like Wonder Woman.

Or the hot slinkiness of Ghost Rider? ;)

Btw, good to see I'm not the only CoH player around here.  ;D
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Darth Geek

Quotethey already made it into a move, but they called it "Pumaman" for some reason

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I loved this show when I was a little kid. But that 's only because there were no alternatives. It was GAH, the TV show based on Tron, and The Incredible Hulk. How ere we to know any better back then?


Junkyard

Oh. Oh my God.

YES! Oh they're finally making it! How did i miss this?!

I better get in line for tickets, there's no telling what the line's gonna be for this. See you in several months, guy's I'm going to go see GREATEST F***ING AMERICAN HERO!!
WHOOO!!!!!