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[a pretty girl is like]

Top five Asian Action Stars

1. Tony Leung Chiu Wai
2. Jackie Chan
3. Chow Yun Fat
4. Tony Leung Ka-Fai
5. Jet Li

Top five film directorial debuts

[mrbasehart]

1. Orson Welles - Citizen Kane
2. John Huston - The Big Sleep
3. Charles Laughton - Night of the Hunter
4. Kevin Smith - Clerks
5. Stephen Spielberg - Duel

Top 5 action movie cliches:

[RobtheBarbarian]

1. The cops who come to clean up the remains of the hero's killing spree pat him on the back and let him trot off into the sunset without answering any questions about the carnage he's responsible for.
2. The pencil-pushing official who drags his feet and gets in the way of the hero.
3. Supporting character who talks about his young wife and new baby dies, but no one really cares for long.
4. Mouthy bitch Scrappy opinionated woman falls in love with hero after initial tension.
5. Psychotic bad guy kills his own minions at the drop of a hat.

Top 5 Urban Legends

[SmilinJackRoss]

Top 5 action movie cliches:

We could have a whole separate thread about this topic.   

[headlesschocolatebunny]

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Top 5 Urban Legends
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the killer dude w/ the hook
killer calling babysitter from the house
driver flashing lights to warn other driver about killer in back seat
person in room while room mate is being murdered (cause she thinks it is her bf)
I think the drying the poodle in the microwave is considered one too but I am not sure!

top 5 unusual alchoholic drinks

[LBeria]

top 5 unusual alchoholic drinks

1. Cannabis Vodka
2. Chocolate Martini
3. Wet Hen
4. Horse Neck
5. Nose cooler

Top 5 unusual non-alcoholic drinks

(disclaimer: I had to look some of these up 'cause I don't drink anymore....stupid medicines.... )

[SmilinJackRoss]

Top 5 unusual non-alcoholic drinks

5. Pepsi Ice Cucumber (I shit you not)
4. Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink
3. Cocaine Energy Drink (truly)
2. Anti-Matter Energy Drink (seriously)
1. Grass jelly Drink (My supermarket sell this...what the hell is this stuff?)


Top 5 activities while sittin' on the toilet

[DarthChimay]

5. Read
4. Perform Chaplin's classic potato routine with your own legs after they've fallen asleep
3. Think
2. Call your significant other, parent, roommate, or landlord into the room and recreate that hilarious scene from Lethal Weapon 2
1. Allow your skin to grow around the toilet seat as it slowly becomes part of your body


Top 5 Useless College Courses

[mlcorcoran]

1. History of Popular Music
2. Italian Film Appreciation
3. Weight-lifting
4. Beer/Wine Appreciation
5. "Freshman Forum" - essentially a teacher or guidance counselor meets with Freshman once a week to make sure college isn't to "tough" or "scary" for them. give me a break.

Top 5 Movie Series Where the Sequel is Better Than the Original

[SmilinJackRoss]

Top 5 Movie Series Where the Sequel is Better Than the Original

5) Wrath of Kahn > Star Trek 1
4) Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade > Raiders & Temple of Doom
3) Empire Strikes back > A New Hope
2) Bourne Supremecy > Bourne Identity
1) Mission Impossible 3 > M:I 1 & 2

honorable mentions:
Before Sunset > Before Sunrise, but they are both great, and Sunset really doesn't work without having seen Sunrise.
Batman Begins is better than all the other Batman films, but it's not so much a sequel as a re-imagining, so it doesn't really count.

Top 5 Will Farrell moments ever (TV, films, interviews, whatever)

[LBeria]

1.  Gene Frenkle (More Cowbell)!!
2.  Any time he played Alex Trebek on "Jeopardy" on SNL
3.  As George W. Bush on SNL ("strategery")!!
4.  "The Landlord" skit on "Funny or Die"
5.  Steve Butabi (A Night at the Roxbury skits)

Top 5 SNL Skits from the ORIGINAL Not Ready for Prime Time Players....

[Tripe]

OK can't do that not being au fait with the show but  this is as far as i got with the Farrell list (interesting that I have the same number one)

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2:

OK I'll return you to your scheduled programming:

Top 5 SNL Skits from the ORIGINAL Not Ready for Prime Time Players....

[mlcorcoran]

1. Racial Word Association (Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor)
2. Weekend Update (Chevy Chase, Dan Ackyroyd, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman, Garret Morris)
3. Babwa Wawa (Gilda Radner)
4. Dueling Brandos (John Belushi and Peter Boyle)
5. Land-shark (Chevy Chase)

Honorable Mentions
Bag-O-Glass (Dan Ackyroyd and Candice Bergen christmas episode)
Coneheads (Dan Ackyroyd, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman)
The Bees (Whole Cast)

The Blues Brothers and Belushi's impression of Joe Cocker were music acts, not skits, but are still comedy classics and a big part of SNL history

Top 5 movie plot twists

[Raven]

Maybe not the "best" but my favorite.

1. Memento
2. Fallen
3. Fight Club
4. Unbreakable
5. The Sting


Top five Sports franchises-

[TeamRAD]

5 - Detroit Red Wings
4 - Oakland Athletics
3 - Montreal Canadians
2 - Boston Red Sox
1 - Milwaukee Brewers

Top 5 Board Games: