Even if you hated 300, please admit that it doesn't deserve this.

[gbeenie]

I wish I could participate in your grand and glorious plan, fellas, but I will almost certainly already be in jail before this newest Tyler Perry movie finishes its run. 

[GalvaTRION]

The horribly sad thing is that any moron could make a credible Zucker-brothers style parody of 300... except the functionally retarded gutter-snipes making this movie.

I don't feel bad for the audience- anyone who buys a ticket for this movie is already living a life that is more punishment than anything mere physical violence could do to them- I feel bad for Kevin Sorbo. To him I say: Couldn't you just get a job mowing lawns instead? Or barring that, a job on the same man-whore farm where Mike Tyson works? That's a hell of a lot more dignified.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike Tyson Prostitution Story is a Hoax

[GalvaTRION]

Ah. Well, then I've got some airline tickets to cancel...

[bettertomorrowamy]

Yeah I found out the HARD way!

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Yee gods above.

That's it. The new pantheon aint working. Maybe if we start sacrificing our firstborn children to Baal Haamon, drinking human blood, and dancing around nekkid in the moonlight, then the Scary Movie family of parodies will cease.

[Junkyard]

AMERICA, YOU STUPID JACKASSES! STOP GIVING CARMEN ELECTRA MONEY! SHE AND THE WAYANS BROTHERS HAVE KILLED COMEDY IN FILMS, AND YOU JUST KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY!
Carmen Electra, I have a very short list of people I hate, and you made the list. I hate every aspect of you, including your plastic boobs.

[Chaos]

On the plus side, if she ever goes down in a plane crash (god willing), she won't need to figure out how to use her seat cushion as a floatation device.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I like her boobs, and that's it.

[Junkyard]

I hate Carmen Electra's boobs.

(As a male, there's something freeing about realizing you hate a supermodel, body parts and all.)

[Johnny Unusual]

We should all pull a Dane Cook, hang out around movie theaters for the first 2-3 weeks of the opening, and stab the face of anyone who tries to ask for a ticket  to this movie (hence, stopping them before they hand over the money). You'll be able to tell who we are because we'll be the ones stabbing faces.

Can we stab Dane Cook in the face too?

[Chaos]

We should all pull a Dane Cook, hang out around movie theaters for the first 2-3 weeks of the opening, and stab the face of anyone who tries to ask for a ticket  to this movie (hence, stopping them before they hand over the money). You'll be able to tell who we are because we'll be the ones stabbing faces.

Can we stab Dane Cook in the face too?

Unless he learns from Genine Gerafalo's on going mistake damn soon and learns how to say "NO!" when his agent calls him up for shitty, sell-out roles, then sure... stab away.

[Cibernético II]

I hated 300, but this isn't parodying 300, its cashing in on its success.

[RoninFox]

Until 300 2: 301 comes out, I'll just ignore any attempt at a parody 

[Junkyard]

I hated 300, but this isn't parodying 300, its cashing in on its success.

AH, that reminds me: None of these movies featuring Carmel E or the Wayans are parodies. Airplane was a parody. Young Frankenstein was a parody.
These movies are crap. A parody is where you put a subtle twist on something that came before. These are just a collection of dick jokes.

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