Transformers 2 in summer 2009

[Henry88]

.....no....comment ...

[Darth Geek]

Is there such a thing as a good robot vagina?  Well, I guess there's this...but I think it's just another kind of evil.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Teledildonics 

[Nunyerbiz]

Well, I guess there's this...

You guys sit up on your high horses and throw around terms like evil, but I can't be the only one who after clicking that link did a quick "I wonder how much that shit would cost?" before thinking better of the whole idea.

Of course, I could have done without this:

"As a middle aged Japanese man massaged the attached dildo"

[TeamRAD]

Check it out, it's our first look at Sides...




http://www.superherohype.com/news/transformersnews.php?id=7978

[bratpop]

So wait... his full name is Sides J. Wipe?

[Darth Geek]

   The sad part is that in that pic, Sideswipe actually likes (kind of) decent. Yet that is the toy, which will be much more simplistic than the robot on screen. Remember when the toys actually looked exactly like the characters? Now they don't because in a movie that is little more than a toy commercial they designed the robots so that they were too complicated to make toys from. Seriously, that is some F&^%ed up thought process right there. And considering that as bad as the movie was, had the robots been designed at least somewhat simpler than it would have been possible to enjoy as a mindless action movie, which is the only thing Bay can make anyway. Yet I can't even enjoy it on that level.
   The only good that wil come out of this is the inevitable great Lil'Formers cartoons we'll get.

[Pak-Man]

   Remember when the toys actually looked exactly like the characters?

Not really. :^)

[bratpop]

I think maybe somebody transformed it wrong.

[Sideswipe]

nope, thats how he and Ironhide transform.

[bratpop]

Gay robots? TMI

[Sideswipe]

what the hell are you talking about?

[bettertomorrowamy]

I think he's saying Go-bots are gay.  How dare he.

[anais.jude]

Trailer from the super bowl:

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2100888345/

[Minnesota]

Weak trailer.

The robots have mistaken Shia Labeouf for a Jesus Christ pose Keanu Reeves.