Hey hey hey

[RoninFox]

Just saying a quick hello.  I've been enjoying Rifftrax for a few months now and finally got started on the forum.  I started watching MST3K about ten years ago and was very sad to see it go, it wasn't until my old roommate sent me an ad for the Film Crew on youtube that I knew Mike was still ripping movies new cornchutes the way they deserve and I have not been disappointed.  My roommates have started to look at me oddly as this site has actually prompted me to buy pieces of crap like Eragon and Over the Top, but I think they're starting to understand.

[Sideswipe]

If you havent seen the Star Trek V and VI riffs yet, get them.  You can thank me later.

[bettertomorrowamy]

TWO WORDS:   Glitter!

[Sideswipe]

Where is your idiot sign amy?  You are supposed to let the new people know about that.

[bettertomorrowamy]

What's that Mr. Swipe?

[RVR II]

 
Welcome 2 DA Forum 
ENJOY!!!

[RoninFox]

If you havent seen the Star Trek V and VI riffs yet, get them.  You can thank me later.

Star Trek V I think was the first one I bought, and VI and Generations were quick to follow.  V is definitely a favorite so far, it takes a lot to actually be funnier than the actual directors commentary of that movie, with Shatner seemingly convinced he'd made something good out of it.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives RoninFox a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[RoninFox]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives RoninFox a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

Alrighty...thank you.  I'll enjoy the fine welcome gifts.  As for the rivals, do I get some kind of ambiguous prize for beheading them?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives RoninFox a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

Alrighty...thank you.  I'll enjoy the fine welcome gifts.  As for the rivals, do I get some kind of ambiguous prize for beheading them?

Perhaps, perhaps not, who's to say?  (ambiguous enough for you?)