Howdy!

[Daezarkian]

Hi there!  I'm a long time MST3K fan who, quite by chance, stumbled across the site just a few days ago -- yowza!  At last, some quality comedy!  I've so lamented the loss of MST3K, without who my already hollow shell of an existence had grown even more....hollow.  And shell-like.  We're talking turtle shells here, people!

Anyways, my hats off to Mike & Company for "Star Trek VI" (my first riff); I'll be watching "The Matrix" shortly, as well.  Keep up the good work!

[BathTub]

Welcome to RiffTrax! Have a look around, most of us are old MSTies here.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Get Daredevil now.  Don't think about it, just do it.

[Ortega]

Greetings...............and a warning......beware the Wicker Man!

[torgosPizza]

Welcome to the forum! How did you hear about us so recently? Curious

[Daezarkian]

My wife is a member of a massive online knitting (yes, knitting....with needles and yarn and stuff) community called Ravelry.  It seems that there are a massive number of groups in this community (think Myspace), one of which is an MST3K Knitting group (I guess they knit hats and sweaters with little Crows and Tom Servos on them, or something like that).  That group had a link up to Rifftrax, and my wife (benevolent soul that she is) filled me in, since she knew that I was desperate for some hardcore MST3K action. 

[jewishcarpenter]

I guess they knit hats and sweaters with little Crows and Tom Servos on them, or something like that

Welcome and I would love it if you could get some pictures of that posted on here, that sounds awesome!

[Natureboy]

welcome....you will not be let down/

[Daezarkian]

Welcome and I would love it if you could get some pictures of that posted on here, that sounds awesome!

Ask and ye shall receive!

The "Bag of Fate" pattern: http://chachaknits.blogspot.com:80/2006/01/bag-of-fate-pattern.html

And a great sweater: http://goingcrafty.com/?p=3

(More on the way, as soon as my wife can dig them up.)

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hello, and welcome to the forums!  I think I can speak for nearly all my fellow members when I saythat I hope you enjoy your stay here.  I think that you'll find that we have a community here that shares a peace loving, tolerant, non-judgemental, non gender biased mindset, no trolls or flamers here, I can assure y...

Lies ! ! !   All Lies ! ! !

Silence !!!   I Kill you!!!

*Presses a button and the infidel... er I mean the member is 'escorted' away*
*clears throat*

Now where was I?  Oh yes...so you can rest assured that your stay here will be both a safe and pleasant virtual experience...  Here... *gives Daezarkian a Water Polo Table, a Life Size 'Operation' Game,  a  'Hobby-Hog', and a tin of Artificial Chibi Cookies, made with only the finest Genuine Artificial Chibis...*

So, enjoy your stay here, and remember, if you have any questions, don't ask....  Um, I mean don't hesitate to ask,
Yeah... That's it...

[RoninFox]

You have just given the oddest, and therefore greatest, referral story I've heard here.  I seriously want a knitted Manos bag now.

[Thom_Serveaux]

You have just given the oddest, and therefore greatest, referral story I've heard here.  I seriously want a knitted Manos bag now.

I believe the correct term these days is 'man-purse' or 'murse'......

[RoninFox]

You have just given the oddest, and therefore greatest, referral story I've heard here.  I seriously want a knitted Manos bag now.

I believe the correct term these days is 'man-purse' or 'murse'......

The Manos Murse...that has quite a ring to it.

[Thom_Serveaux]

You have just given the oddest, and therefore greatest, referral story I've heard here.  I seriously want a knitted Manos bag now.

I believe the correct term these days is 'man-purse' or 'murse'......

The Manos Murse...that has quite a ring to it.

Uh, actually the ring goes with the belt...