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[Pgoodso]

Dear Mike

Are you aware of the Patrick Swayze Christmas movie coming out this year "Christmas in Wonderland", and if so (or even if I'm just now enlightening you), do you plan to make this the haziest, laziest, and Swayze-est Christmas of them all? Possibly even in Rifftrax format?

I think that that bright jolly old elf had better make out his will,
Pgood

[Sideswipe]

Hey Mike, What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike!  Go-Bots or Transformers:  which is your favorite transforming robot television show?

[Sideswipe]

Mike, how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

[Sideswipe]

Dear Mike, If you were a giant transforming robot, what would you transform into and what would your Transformer name be?  Also what color would you be?

[bettertomorrowamy]

....and would you call yourself Sideswipe or would that be too gay?

[Stacey]

Dear Mike,
   When is your next podcast out? And when are you adding me on MySpace? 

Sincerely,
Stacey

[PsykotikRexxx]

Mike and any fine guests you may have.  Can you turn it off?  I was watching Premonition with Sandra Bullock with my wife, Sandra was in the movie my wife was not, and I heckled it mercilessly and could not stop.  The movie was not lighthearted in any way and about halfway through it, my wife, not Sandra, stabbed me through the neck with a knitting needle.  She doesn't even knit, so it was really surprising, but I heckled along anyway, it just sounded more gurlgy.  I was also recently thrown out of a funeral, but I digress.  Do you ever find yourself Riffing on other things, like the guy making your sandwich at the shop?  Or random strangers going about there lives blissfully unaware of Riffness happening to them?  What about books?  Just sitting there on shelves all leatherbound and dust gathering.  Shameful bastards I say!
Thank you for continuing to live the dream and making our lives worthwhile by being snarky about movies.
Rexxx

[Sideswipe]

....and would you call yourself Sideswipe or would that be too gay?

Says a guy named Amy

[RobtheBarbarian]

Dear Mike and Company,

Will you ever follow the example set by the stars of Predator and run for office as a novelty governor?

Mightily yours,
Rob

[bettertomorrowamy]

....and would you call yourself Sideswipe or would that be too gay?

Says a guy named Amy

No, No, No, my name's bettertomorrowamy!  Calling me Amy would be like calling you Wipe.

[RobtheBarbarian]

....and would you call yourself Sideswipe or would that be too gay?

Says a guy named Amy

No, No, No, my name's bettertomorrowamy!  Calling me Amy would be like calling you Wipe.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Dear Mike,

Blazing Saddles?

[Junkyard]

Are you asking if he has hemorrhoids or whether he's planning on riffing one of the best comedies ever made?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Are you asking if he has hemorrhoids or whether he's planning on riffing one of the best comedies ever made?

Neither. I would never want Blazing Saddles riffed. You would have to be a fool.

All I am asking is, Blazing Saddles?

I want to know his response. You have until sundown.