Welcome to the RiffTrax Roundtable!

[nappyHeadedHobo]

Oh, man!  I want that!

[torgosPizza]

This is what I have on my desk at RIffTrax HQ..

[Rufus T]

This is what I have on my desk at RIffTrax HQ..

Burt Reynolds has never looked better.

[mrbasehart]

This is what I have on my desk at RIffTrax HQ..

Louis Ck!

[Thom_Serveaux]

This is what I have on my desk at RIffTrax HQ..

McCloud!

[Minnesota]

Must've been Burt Blyleven night at the dome.

[Thom_Serveaux]

So I guess this is the new photo captions thread, eh?

[bbot9]

Oprah has gills And that Movie was pretty obviously a water-logged rip of Mad Max. That was about as insulting as Costner's Robin Hood. That's excess like Oceans 47 where they will just empty out the Actors home in LA and the Casts of Love American Style to fill the rolls.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Oprah has gills And that Movie was pretty obviously a water-logged rip of Mad Max. That was about as insulting as Costner's Robin Hood. That's excess like Oceans 47 where they will just empty out the Actors home in LA and the Casts of Love American Style to fill the rolls.

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives bbot9 a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[ZerothirtySeven]

Hello, new to the fourms but been downloading the trax for about a month now.

Hopefully I see you guys around the fourm if I have time to post

[Coherent]

I downloaded my first Rifftrax last night (Star Wars Episode 1) and I'm now a dedicated Rifftrax fan.  I intend to buy more soon, quite possibly all of them eventually.  It was hysterically funny, and my roommate and I giggled like idiots the whole time.

The only caveat to the experience was the tricky setup of the Sharecrow program, it took me forever to sync up the first disembaudio cue and then sync up the last one too.  You could mark that down to inexperience though, since that was my first encounter with Sharecrow.  It would have been helpful to have been able to find exact time codes to sync up with the first cue here on the forums, or even better yet, have been able to download a premade .crow file that would do the job for me precisely.

(at least as far as syncing up with the first cue.  I understand that I'd probably have to sync the last cue myself, due to variabilities in players)

However after considerable effort, I got it dead on, and all of the cues were perfect throughout the movie after that.  And it was incredibly funny so it was all worth it.  My roommate said he was really surprised at how good it turned out.

[cocosilk]

Hello from South Florida!

My name is Denise and have been a MSTie for as long as I can remember and was devastated when the show went off the air. 

The only thing that kept me sane from that time until Rifftrax came around was my MST3K VHS's, DVD's and the episodes I viewed through d/l's and sites like YouTube. 

The only thing I hoped while the show was on the air was for them to MSTify more recently released films, but understood why they couldn't.  Thank goodness for Rifftrax!

I want to thank everyone involve for bringing us this great form of entertainment, and keep up the good work! 

Denise 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hello from South Florida!

My name is Denise and have been a MSTie for as long as I can remember and was devastated when the show went off the air. 

The only thing that kept me sane from that time until Rifftrax came around was my MST3K VHS's, DVD's and the episodes I viewed through d/l's and sites like YouTube. 

The only thing I hoped while the show was on the air was for them to MSTify more recently released films, but understood why they couldn't.  Thank goodness for Rifftrax!

I want to thank everyone involve for bringing us this great form of entertainment, and keep up the good work! 

Denise 

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives cocosilk  a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*

Enjoy!

[Thom_Serveaux]

I downloaded my first Rifftrax last night (Star Wars Episode 1) and I'm now a dedicated Rifftrax fan.  I intend to buy more soon, quite possibly all of them eventually.  It was hysterically funny, and my roommate and I giggled like idiots the whole time.

The only caveat to the experience was the tricky setup of the Sharecrow program, it took me forever to sync up the first disembaudio cue and then sync up the last one too.  You could mark that down to inexperience though, since that was my first encounter with Sharecrow.  It would have been helpful to have been able to find exact time codes to sync up with the first cue here on the forums, or even better yet, have been able to download a premade .crow file that would do the job for me precisely.

(at least as far as syncing up with the first cue.  I understand that I'd probably have to sync the last cue myself, due to variabilities in players)

However after considerable effort, I got it dead on, and all of the cues were perfect throughout the movie after that.  And it was incredibly funny so it was all worth it.  My roommate said he was really surprised at how good it turned out.

Greetings and Welcome to the forums...  Here, please accept these items, as you may find them useful during your stay here...  *Gives Coherent a pair of Lederhosen-hosen, a Porkerina, and a BGC-1.9 Drum Machine...*  Sorry we're temporarily out of the Demon Dog Cookies at the moment, so please accept his as well... *gives a gift certificate good for one tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

Enjoy!

[whipwreck]

 Just dl'ed my first rifftrax, T3  and laughed my ars off!!!!    I'm a big Terminator fan but T3 was a stinker and deserved that FAT RIFFING by Kevin & Mike. Great job guys...keep it up and I intend on listening to much more. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!! I'm happier then a cat covering poo in a litter box!!!