Favorite lines?

[SmilinJackRoss]

"Don't interrupt me, Gary."

[Tyrant]

"SPARTAAANNS!!!!"

Mike and crew respond half heartedly,"Yeeesss?"

Also:

"You need rails for your bottomless piiiiiiitt!!!"

[Joey the Lemur]

I gotta go with...

Leonidas: And you must be Xeres?
Bill? : No, it's Ann Coluter with her wig off.

This may not be totally accurate as I was laughing so hard and can't remember who said it exactly.

[TheUnabeefer]

"Don't interrupt me, Gary."

Yes! That and "That's one angry cow" get me rolling with laughter each time.

[BBQ Platypus]

There were a lot of great lines in this track, but a few favorites:

"The Slow-mostrians are attacking!"
"THIS IS SPAAAAAAART of a balanced breakfast!"
"That's one angry cow."
"WE HAVE SIGNED THE PERSONAL INJURY WAIVER!"
"I didn't get puuuuuuuuuuushed!" "Me neeeeither!"
Disembaudio walking in on the guys during the rape scene
All riffs relating to the very feminine name of GORGO (for some reason, I found it hilarious).

[Carmelita]

I almost passed out from laughing when that one guy's coins spilled on the floor and they were like,

"so was he holding those between his buttcheeks? Where was he keeping them?"

[Quicksilver]

omg, I think I might have to watch this one again for the 5th time.
rofl, oh yeah we have a giant

[Kierewiet]

"This... is... DINNER!!!"

"No one even pushed meeeeee!!"
"Me neitheeeeer!!!"

"That guy just didn't use his head. And now he can't."

"We prostate our selfs before you, oh exhaulted little kid."

[Voyeur]

Just got thru watching this one...already so many amazing lines I forgot but I loved the Ann Coulter reference. Also, during the narration when Faramir talks about how being a warrior was something they were "trained to be" and "born to be", etc...Bill interjects with "shaved to be".

[Darth Geek]

I loved the line, when they show the hunchback in his goofy wizard hat and cape:

"I want a better uniform."

[Darth Geek]

I'm also supprised they didn't make a joke about the wall of bodies being toppled over and only catching ONE guy! And he didn't even die from it.

[ShadowDog]

The Disembaudio walk in has to be my new favorite bit with the little guy, replacing his "Turkey on a straw" song, though that was still excellent.

Great riff.  One of my all time faves.

[Queen Shadowrama]

Just reauthored this last night and watched it this morning. I gotta say, I loved Bill's line about the "crusty warrior panties".

Also the one where they go on about how you have to be tough to be a Spartan and that "Charmin is outlawed". That one had me cracking up!

[Sideswipe]

"We got anything else, oh wait, we have a giant!  Lets see what he can do!"

[stperson]

This is ah SPARKLA!!!!