Favorite lines?

[Ortega]

"All right, so how does my ass look from 50 feet away!

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Let's see, we got anything- oh that's right, we have a giant. Let's see what he can do."

The preview alone is possibly the funniest I've seen so far.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

"Is that pitcher's mound talking to me?"

[Junkyard]

"Enjoy the Goji, Son. Try not to scream as they strip the humanity from your soul."

"His only regret is that he has so few to sacrifice."
"Yeah, I heard the "Few" aren't so happy about it either."

"Looks like the Hot Gates.... just got a little hotter."
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"The Wolf- I thought it was a metaphor!"

[Rattrap007]

I loved where Xerxes is talking about stripping the Spartans from history's record and Kev says "Can we do that to Kathy Griffin?"

[Junkyard]

Something I noticed- besides "THIS IS SPARTA," their riffs around the film's other famous lines were pretty weak, I think. Anyone else get that?

[pyro]

Bill's line of something like "You just had to top my dying words, didn't you, you jerk"


that and red rover had me cracking up

[RobtheBarbarian]

THIS IS RIFFTRAX!
GET OFF MY PLANE!

[Barrett808]

"Hooray for boiled skulls!"

[maselphie]

"This! Is! ... S'PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!!"

And just about any "baby discarding tower" jokes.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

"Looks like the Hot Gates.... just got a little hotter."
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

That's the second CSI: Miami reference I've heard on a Rifftrax.

[Pak-Man]

Ironic statement, or accidental cut and paste in the script?

[Thrifty]

Jsut started my reauthor.  I think my favorite so far is "This is Spart of a balanced breakfast"

Mine too.  I just about lost it when that line came out.  Bill is the bestaru!

[Keroppi20]

In addition to the those already mentioned -

"Nobody even pushed me......Me neither....."

"Um, we kinda are around"

"So the age of freedom lasted two minutes before it gave way to the age of hate"

"Yup, 100% historically accurate.  As well researched and fact based as the Wild Wild West."

[TheUnabeefer]

Disembaudio's walk-in made me laugh so loud that my roomate came in and told me to shut up because she was trying to sleep and I woke her up... and she sleeps like a... well, something that sleeps quite heavily.