Might be a little late for one of these

[Hank_Peters]

But I don't care! All the other new guys are getting Thom_Serveaux's famous welcoming packages, and I just feel unprotected without one!

Hello! My name is Ryan and I am a musician. I enjoy very bad movies, absurd humor, and long walks near the edge of death. How do you do?

[Thom_Serveaux]

But I don't care! All the other new guys are getting Thom_Serveaux's famous welcoming packages, and I just feel unprotected without one!

Hello! My name is Ryan and I am a musician. I enjoy very bad movies, absurd humor, and long walks near the edge of death. How do you do?

Greetings and Welcome to the forums...  Here, please accept these items, as you may find them useful during your stay here...  *Gives Hank_Peters a pair of Lederhosen-hosen, a Porkerina, and a BGC-1.9 Drum Machine...*  Sorry we're temporarily out of the Demon Dog Cookies at the moment, so please accept his as well... *gives a gift certificate good for one tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

Enjoy!

[Rude]

...new guys are getting Thom_Serveaux's famous welcoming packages, and I just feel unprotected without one!

You should absolutely be concerned with having some protection when you're receiving Thom's package. Good for you!

-Rude

[Hank_Peters]

Is that innuendo or are you just happy to see me? 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Somehow I have trouble believing that Rude is happy to see anyone....

No offense...



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...I'll get my coat.

[Steve-O]

Is that innuendo or are you just happy to see me? 

Oh, sure, innuendo, innumoutho, whicheva' place-a you want it.

What?  Rude started it!

[Hank_Peters]

Stop, this thread is becoming a Dr. Dre song.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Stop, this thread is becoming a Dr. Dre song.

Said the one with "Look at my crotch" as their signature....

[Thom_Serveaux]

Not to pick nits, but what's under his avatar is actually a 'custom member title', not a signature...

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeee!   

[Thom_Serveaux]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeee!   

You're excused.....  and if you're not careful your smilies' face may freeze that way.....

[Hank_Peters]

Stop, this thread is becoming a Dr. Dre song.

Said the one with "Look at my crotch" as their signature....

Is it my fault I have school spirit? 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Stop, this thread is becoming a Dr. Dre song.

Said the one with "Look at my crotch" as their signature....

Is it my fault I have school spirit? 

No, but you could have just been a Q-Tip and left it at that....

Now, if you'll excuse me...I have to start by taking over the Administration Building....but first, my "5lb Potty"....

[Bob]

Now, if you'll excuse me...I have to start by taking over the Administration Building....but first, my "5lb Potty"....

What were they trying to say?     It sure sounded like five pound potty to me.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Now, if you'll excuse me...I have to start by taking over the Administration Building....but first, my "5lb Potty"....

What were they trying to say?     It sure sounded like five pound potty to me.

Well, I'm 99% certain that the last word was "party"....but what the "5 pound" was supposed ot be, I have no idea.  Maybe it was "<something> round" but even that doesn't make a lot of sense...