OMG... How could they make a sequel to Daddy Day Care?!

[Nunyerbiz]

Stuff like this comes out all the time, sequels that seem unnecessary.  But I'm sure that someone out there is excited to see this and will enjoy watching it.

But... I want to hurt those people. It does help draw them out into the open, but....

Heh... I would like to fool myself into believing that the only people who would be excited to see this and will enjoy watching it are those aged 7 to 10. So, for the record... Junkyard wants to beat children. 

[Junkyard]

I am verifying Nunyerbiz's statment. It would really simplify things if a few insane men beat some sense into all 7-10 year olds.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I am verifying Nunyerbiz's statment. It would really simplify things if a few insane men beat some sense into all 7-10 year olds.

So Junkyard would be willing to join Rob and go on a sense-instilling spree in the local mall?

We should hit the arcades on a weekend and get at those DDR kids. They really need some sense.

[Junkyard]

Rob... I question the purity of your motives. You don't "instill sense" into children using a bat with nails in it.
Either bring a normal bat, or you can't come with me.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

Rob... I question the purity of your motives. You don't "instill sense" into children using a bat with nails in it.
Either bring a normal bat, or you can't come with me.

I am always up for beating the living guano out of kids. Just let me get my brass knuckles 

[Junkyard]

See, Rob, you could learn from Skin Trade! BLUNT OBJECTS, NOT POKEY ONES.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

See, Rob, you could learn from Skin Trade! BLUNT OBJECTS, NOT POKEY ONES.

Funny enough, I find that anything you find in a junkyard makes for great weaponry 

[RobtheBarbarian]

So more like

Is the idea that there's less gore to clean up after we're done distributing sense, or are you just being picky to mess with me?

[Junkyard]

Look, we're just trying to steer them gently away from watching Daddy Day Camp, not kill them! Let's not go overboard.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Ooooh, I see. So more like this:


We want them to be able to crawl away and apply the sense we introduce to them.

[Junkyard]

Sigh.... more or less. When selecting a mace, say to yourself, "Would this shatter a child's skull, or just crack it?" Not outloud.


ps- You're going for "crack," not "shatter."

[RobtheBarbarian]

So just a rock wrapped up in a towel?

Wait, don't most kids kind of grow out of their unconditional love of sequels? I think we should be going for the adults who still enjoy these kinds of things, in which case I have an excuse to up-gun to something like an axe handle or a tire iron.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

I say we just clobber them with socks filled with bars of soap. 

[Nunyerbiz]

Perhaps a pillow case full of doorknobs??!

[Chaos]

Why not just blow up a theatre showing it on more than one screen on premiere night, and let their deaths serve as a warning to the others?