Bawdiness Rating

[Variety of Cells]

I'm sorry, but Hugh Jackman is shirtless way to much in this movie.  If I were you, I would defiantly not watch this Rifftrax, or at least cover my eyes for like all of it.  If it were up to me, I'd remove X Men from the catalog.  Shame on you Rifftrax.

[AvestheFox]

You're kidding, right?

atleast its not Patrick Swayze all over again

[Sharktopus]

Forget Huge Ackman - Uncle Jesse's ex-wife is completely nude in every scene she appears in! I have to go wash my eyes and say a hundred Aves.

[Variety of Cells]

Oh, sorry, I didn't see that.  I had my hypnotherapist train me so that whenever I see a naked women I immediately forget the last five seconds. 

So if that's the case, I think I'll start a petition to ban X men.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

wats wrong with naked women with blue paint on them?

[ScottotD]

I'm sorry, but Hugh Jackman is shirtless way to much in this movie.  If I were you, I would defiantly not watch this Rifftrax, or at least cover my eyes for like all of it.  If it were up to me, I'd remove X Men from the catalog.  Shame on you Rifftrax.

Champagne Comedy!

It also has 'X' in the title which is the rudest letter in the alphabet.

[Road_Element]

Well at least he wasnt as shirtless as long as Patrick Swayze was in Road House. I mean at least there wasnt a 10 minutes scene with Wolverine flexing his pecs. Anyways Wolverine is shirtless alot in the comics. Singer was only trying to satisfy the target audience for this movie.

[Hardware]

Heh, I wondered how long it would take someone to do something like this...ahem: "You are all quite clever, certainly put me in my place, that is for sure."

In all seriousness though guys, there are people out there who would prefer a cleaner RiffTrax, and the (real) Bawdiness Ratings are just to let them know what to expect before they download it.  They obviously weren't intended for the "incredibly witty" people who have posted in this joke thread up until now.

[ScottotD]

Didn't the poll show there were exactly 4 people who care?

[Variety of Cells]

Just havin a bit-o-fun.  Nothing personal.  It's cool that you're still standing up for what you believe in.  I just felt like standing up too.

[Hardware]

Didn't the poll show there were exactly 4 people who care?

Actually, the poll went for a little longer than that, and as it currently stands, 10.7% of the vote is for either less or no cursing in RiffTrax - most of that for no cursing at all.  Obviously not the majority, but enough to matter, I think.

[Sharktopus]

Just don't accidentally rent Sex-Men. Then you'll really be in for a surprise.

[Road_Element]

Just don't accidentally rent Sex-Men. Then you'll really be in for a surprise.

or Orgazmo, yes its a real movie from the people who do South Park.

[Variety of Cells]

If you accidentally rent Orgazmo when you meant to rent X men, I have a feeling you'd be too stoned to be offended by anything.  Even if the whole film was a man sitting in a chair insulting you while playing with himself, you probably wouldn't care.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

If you accidentally rent Orgazmo when you meant to rent X men, I have a feeling you'd be too stoned to be offended by anything.  Even if the whole film was a man sitting in a chair insulting you while playing with himself, you probably wouldn't care.

heheh nice.  i just pray to heaven that isnt a story of personal experience