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What Lasting Jedi Things Did U Learnt?

Started by RVR II, May 04, 2018, 04:07:06 PM

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RVR II

I learnt that Snoat wasn't so big & bad after all :o

kunedog

#1
The room Finn wakes up in looks like an Alien set.

Ackbar does nothing during the movie, despite multiple opportunites for the filmmakers to use him.  It now occurs to me that the sole reason he's there is to ensure that every known past rebel leader is present and accounted for and, except for Leia, terminated.

Rose's "stun" gun launches people 20ft through the air.

This really shouldn't be PG-13 after Kylo threw one of the bodyguards into the electric blender.


Darth Geek

#2
When BB-8 took control of the mech and started shooting everybody, I learned why you shouldn't taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I learned roasted Porg looks delicious!

I learned the horrifying truth about where Shamrock Shakes come from.


ManUnderMask

#3
I learned that characters can have negative dimensions and negative development.
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.

Pastor of Muppets

I learned that you can make a movie where each act is immediately negated by the following act.

Why did they have to make this movie so darn depressing?  The bad guys just kept winning until eventually the movie ended.
I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.

dbsommer

Quote from: Retro Muppet Pastor on May 13, 2018, 11:35:57 AM
I learned that you can make a movie where each act is immediately negated by the following act.

Why did they have to make this movie so darn depressing?  The bad guys just kept winning until eventually the movie ended.

That would make it Empire all over again. Actually the First Order fared much worse than the Empire in ESB since their fleet was reduced to one badly damaged Super Star Destroyer Ver. 2.0

And I actually liked the good guys plans failing time and again. Okay, it helped i didn't like them and want most of the new cast dead. Actually the only ones I empathized with were the grizzled Dreadnaught commander at the start who, had he been in charge, would have probably won the day for the bad guys, and Del Toro for finding the Neo-Rebellion being pretentious self righteous d-bags.

CJones

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