Favorite Lasting Jedi Lines

[RVR II]

I'LLGIVEYOUADOLLAR-I'LLGIVEYOUADOLLAR-I'LLGIVEYOUADOLLAR...

[MutantEnemy]

I'm a sucker for the deep cuts so my favorites are....

"I still don't know what I'm supposed to look at...."

"Power....Converted (brushes dust off shoulder)"


Note proper use of 4 dots in ellipsis.

[Darth Geek]

"Who are you?" - If you're a cop you have to tell me.

(Luke and Leia talking) Kiss again! Kiss again!

[NRRork]

I just kinda kept a running list as I was watching, so here they are:

Not to nitpick, but maybe they could've, I dunno, ASKED HIS FUCKING NAME!? (I can't believe I never noticed that)

Okay, the whack shack is free.

Yoda and the Monopoly guy would like you to meet their son.

Fresh titty-milk for Luke! (Which, upon further reflection, doesn't make it special, that's where ALL milk comes from. Even soy and almond milk... you don't wanna know...)

That's how I feel about Bismarck, North Dakota

"Hey, now can she tape that lightsaber to her stick and... no, she had a totally different idea." (Not because it really made me laugh, but I just think that's a cool idea. like a little Yoda-sized lightsaber spearhead on the end of an electrostaff...)

Ah, Catholic foreplay!

She's wearing a giant Tom Servo head. Nice!

Ahhh! I'm just your Uber Eats driver! WHY!?

Oh no, he's gonna sing something from Rent.

Her parents sold her for drinking money? They are BY FAR the most interesting people in the Star Wars universe!

This has nothing to do with the crash, someone's grandpa just turned the thermostat way up to where he was comfortable.

It was rotting in a junkyard like two weeks ago, but THEY HATE IT!

Finn's genitals aren't faring much better.

I wish we'd bought the probinator instead of you (that one took me a minute)

Save some for the Ewoks

His trick was NOT losing the will to live

Power... CONVERTED (The whole damn series was worth it just for that one)

[Pastor of Muppets]

Finn: "Stop enjoying this so much!"
Riffer: Ah!  Catholic foreplay!