As much as I'm sure you guys don't like greeting threads...

[Kronos]

Here's one anyway! I'm new (obviously) and I just wanted to say HI!!!

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[RandyMistie]

HI, KRONOS!  My name is Randy and I'm a riffaholic...

[mrbasehart]

Welcome!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

if we didnt like greeting threads then why have a section for them?

[Kronos]

I'm just used to other msgboards having places for saying hello, then hearing how much people hate them.

[ScottotD]

I've never understood greeting posts, just dive in I say.

if we didnt like greeting threads then why have a section for them?

Who was consulted?

[Petey Wheatstraw]

You've started a greeting thread, and for that, you must DIE!



AVANT-GARDE!

[Minnesota]

Welcome!!
(notice how I undercut mrbasehart by including two exclamation points  )

[6079SmithW]

You've started a greeting thread, and for that, you must DIE!



AVANT-GARDE!

Shouldn't that be en garde?

[Kronos]

You've started a greeting thread, and for that, you must DIE!



AVANT-GARDE!

Shouldn't that be en garde?

It's just Captain Morgan. I understand. He's a bit drunk.

[solidgear]

Welcome!(1)!(2)!(3)


a winar is me

[Petey Wheatstraw]

AVANT-GARDE!

Shouldn't that be en garde?

It was a joke.

[mrbasehart]

AVANT-GARDE!

Shouldn't that be en garde?

It was a joke.

Would've been funnier if the pirate was holding a fish or something

[CinemaslaveJoe]

Even though this is my first post as well, please allow me to welcome you to the forums.  I'm good like that.

-CSJ