As much as I'm sure you guys don't like greeting threads...

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives both Kronos &  CinemaslaveJoe  a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*

Enjoy!