Girls Are Better than Ever...

[CJones]

...okay, a couple issues:

1. The 50's was the decade of hideous hairstyles. Seriously, hairspray is the worst thing to ever happen to women's hair.

2. The teenage boy chases after the toddler, ignoring the hot teenage girls, while the narrator commentates "Every day the competition is getting younger, while you're getting older." WHAT!? What the Hell "the 50's"?

Also, my favorite line: "When you're left footed, fumble handed, muscle bound and not 'with it', how do you feel?" -- Mary Jo "Normal". Replace Muscle bound with wirey and you describe me.

[MegaZeroX]

Don't forget at the end where the announcer says "Fortunately, you won't be a teenager forever, but take advantage of it. This is the best time of your life to mix business and pleasure" after talking about women's bodies the entire time. I lost my shit at that.

[Darth Geek]

1. The 50's was the decade of hideous hairstyles. Seriously, hairspray is the worst thing to ever happen to women's hair.

Really? Compared to the 80s?!